hangtime harry
08-27-2011, 08:28 PM
TO: The Project1999 Administration
FROM: Harry Goldblum, attorney at law
RE: Recent suspension of player "Toop"
Greetings ladies and gentlemen,
It has come to my attention that cruel and unjustified sanctions have been levied against my client, "Toop", of the guild Peace Pipe, for using "cheating" software such as ShowEQ and Macroquest. I am strongly urging the server administration lift these sanctions immediately, or face legal action. My client suffers from a condition known as "retard overload." Because of this condition, my client's ability to play the game is severely impaired. Without these programs to assist him with his handicap, he would not be on a level playing field with his fellow players. Thus, these programs serve as a crutch to assist him with his handicap.
Rogean, I am sure you would not take away a wheel chair from a cripple. So why would you take away Toop's assistance software?
I expect that this matter will be resolved hastily.
Regards,
Harry Goldblum, Esq.
FROM: Harry Goldblum, attorney at law
RE: Recent suspension of player "Toop"
Greetings ladies and gentlemen,
It has come to my attention that cruel and unjustified sanctions have been levied against my client, "Toop", of the guild Peace Pipe, for using "cheating" software such as ShowEQ and Macroquest. I am strongly urging the server administration lift these sanctions immediately, or face legal action. My client suffers from a condition known as "retard overload." Because of this condition, my client's ability to play the game is severely impaired. Without these programs to assist him with his handicap, he would not be on a level playing field with his fellow players. Thus, these programs serve as a crutch to assist him with his handicap.
Rogean, I am sure you would not take away a wheel chair from a cripple. So why would you take away Toop's assistance software?
I expect that this matter will be resolved hastily.
Regards,
Harry Goldblum, Esq.