Woman punches bear in the face to save dog.

[Harrison]

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/44349210/ns/today-today_pets_and_animals/t/alaska-woman-punches-bear-face-save-her-tiny-dog/#.Tl9mNo5v9l0

Wow. Just...wow.

[visage]

THis what you masturbate too in your spare time?

[Peatree]

Yeah, my Ex-wife is one tough bitch.

[Omnimorph]

That's kind of badass.

Guess she must be at least level 4 irl. Those black bears are pretty tuff.

[Extunarian]

She also knew about this particular bear before Sunday's attack because it has been hanging around the neighborhood.

I don't know why but this line is particularly hilarious.

Also, bopping a black bear on the nose is pretty standard protocol. On trail we had the saying:
"Black, fight back. Brown, lay down. White, good night."

[Peatree]

The irony here is that if you apply this little saying to people color, you sort of reverse it.

"Brown, fight back. White, lay down. Black, good night."