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visage
09-22-2011, 11:58 PM
I don't know jack shit about mixed drinks. Infact I usually tell the bar chick to suprise me. However, it has been fail. I say make me something good and special gives me a captain morgan and coke. I'm like thanks I could've made this shit at home... So on the serius note can any one give me some good drink names and a description on them. I'm not picky , but I want something that takes some mixing and not something I made in gradeschool. Thanks ~ Visage

Tommy_Wiseau
09-23-2011, 12:08 AM
J&B on the rocks would suit you

Ennoia
09-23-2011, 12:09 AM
Mixed drinks are classified into a couple different categories...

There's soda drinks, milk drinks, juice drinks...then everything else.

Soda drinks are things like rum and coke, jack and coke, 7&7 (Seagram's 7 with 7UP), scotch and soda (it's club soda, but it counts for this). Most bars only do things with cola because it's the norm, and all they have on tap.

Milk drinks are stuff like a White Russian (Kahlua, vodka, and milk), grasshopper (it's minty), anything with Bailey's

Juice drinks are stuff like Tequila Sunrise (tequila, grenadine, OJ), screwdriver, red death, vodka cranberry

Other stuff...snake bite (yukon and lime juice- usually done as a shot, it doesn't go in the 'juice' category because no one drinks lime/lemon juice in large quantity), any type of shot drop drink (jager bomb, car bomb, etc), drinks that involve only alcohol (blackberry brandy + hot damn, slippery nipple, etc)

Ennoia
09-23-2011, 12:12 AM
Some drink names that are visage-esque...

Purple Motherfucker
Smurf Piss
Red Headed Slut
Butt Sex (provided you can find a bar that also serves coffee)
Blowjob

Doors
09-23-2011, 12:13 AM
Whiskey sours

Hoggen
09-23-2011, 12:26 AM
Methanol with a Propargyl chaser.

Scribbles
09-23-2011, 01:16 AM
girl bought me a drink @ da bar the other night that was bright blue and like 80% liquor. Anyone know what it wu dbe called?

Autotune
09-23-2011, 01:33 AM
Blue screamin mother fuckers.

get them by the pitcher

girls love them

i love them too


make sure they are screamin... not just a blue mother fucker... they must be screamin


if they don't put 151 in it... tell them to fuck off.

Zereh
09-23-2011, 01:33 AM
Blue Hawaii, probably. (Light and dark rums, pine and OJ, blue curacao + a 151-float.)

Scribbles
09-23-2011, 01:56 AM
Blue screamin mother fuckers.

get them by the pitcher

girls love them

i love them too


make sure they are screamin... not just a blue mother fucker... they must be screamin


if they don't put 151 in it... tell them to fuck off.


This is what it was- i remember it had a curse word in its name olo. Shit was too sweet for me (not into sweet drinks) but god damn, did it fuck me up.

Scribbles
09-23-2011, 01:57 AM
Cocktail Recipe: Screaming Blue Mother Fucker Add to My Drinks
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Gin
1 oz Rum
1 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Blue Curacao


hahaha

Scribbles
09-23-2011, 01:58 AM
dollar for dollar might be the cheapest way 2 get fucked up @ da bar t b h

Zereh
09-23-2011, 02:05 AM
^^ Adiós, Motherfucker (that's what they're called out this way).

SearyxTZ
09-23-2011, 02:13 AM
ask for a jersey turnpike

Envious
09-23-2011, 02:25 AM
Snakebite in the UK is completely different...

Like 1/2 pint cider, 1/2 lager, with some licorice shit in it. Was good tho.

If I'm out to get fucked up I stick with long islands, usually takes a decent bartender to make a good one.

The owner of one bar in town makes something called a "slow train coming"... no clue whats in it but its good and stout.

Irish car bombs are good, but you can make those at home.

Just get some Louis 13th on the rocks. Lol

visage
09-23-2011, 02:35 AM
Very cool. Thanks for the responses wrote a lot of it down.

Scribbles
09-23-2011, 02:46 AM
ask for a jersey turnpike

?????

Fourthmeal
09-23-2011, 01:41 PM
scotch and water

Kika Maslyaka
09-23-2011, 02:00 PM
Long Island Ice Tea, anyone? ;)

Harrison
09-23-2011, 02:13 PM
Bleach on the rocks. Every single person on these forums would thank you.

Atennu
09-23-2011, 02:15 PM
girl bought me a drink @ da bar the other night that was bright blue and like 80% liquor. Anyone know what it wu dbe called?

Probably an AMF

Autotune
09-23-2011, 02:22 PM
This is what it was- i remember it had a curse word in its name olo. Shit was too sweet for me (not into sweet drinks) but god damn, did it fuck me up.

Yeah, if they don't mix it with a shot of 151 it will definitely be too sweet (much like koolaid)

Even then it's still pretty sweet taste wise, but after about 3-5cups (depending on the tolerance of the girl) she will be in the "sweet" spot. HAHA!

Scribbles
09-23-2011, 02:33 PM
Probably an AMF


wuts amf

Hasbinbad
09-23-2011, 03:31 PM
Knicker Dropper Glory
3oz Vodka
1oz Tequila
1oz Triple Sec
1oz Creme De Banana
3oz OJ
The juice of 1 half of 1 lemon

Served in a highball on the rocks.

Feachie
09-23-2011, 03:40 PM
Yeah, if they don't mix it with a shot of 151 it will definitely be too sweet (much like koolaid)

Even then it's still pretty sweet taste wise, but after about 3-5cups (depending on the tolerance of the girl) she will be in the "sweet" spot. HAHA!

yeah, surprisingly date rape does get served in pitchers.

Honest
09-23-2011, 03:49 PM
Orange Julius: equal parts orange juice, rum, triple sec shaken with ice. Its more of a shooter.

Smurf Piss: Blue Carico (its the blue mixer shit cant remember how to spell it) and vodka.

Vodka Gimlet: Vodka and lime juice mixed with ice and strained

Eldaran
09-23-2011, 03:55 PM
Bleach on the rocks. Every single person on these forums would thank you.

Made me LOL at work

ScaryBadAssholes
09-23-2011, 03:59 PM
Very cool. Thanks for the responses wrote a lot of it down.

Make sure it's on different paper than your crib notes.

ScaryBadAssholes
09-23-2011, 04:00 PM
Long Island Ice Tea, anyone? ;)

Good stuff.

On Long Island it's just called Iced Tea by all the drunk jews.

burkemi5
09-23-2011, 04:03 PM
beer.

Autotune
09-23-2011, 04:18 PM
yeah, surprisingly date rape does get served in pitchers.

it's not date rape if she can still mumble.

Ennoia
09-23-2011, 04:32 PM
?????

Jersey Turnpike...bartender rings the bar rag out into a shot glass at the end of the night. It's a dare shot. I've never seen anyone take one.

Massive Marc
09-23-2011, 04:35 PM
Why doesn't anyone go with the classics. Gladiators IMO. Fun and Tasty !

Klendathu
09-23-2011, 05:19 PM
Lunch Box

Tumbler, high ball, or pilsner glass

1/3 Miller Lite (has to be Miller Lite, other beers dont taste right in this drink)
1/2 OJ
Submerge shot of amaretto
Chug quickly after submersion
Profit

Shit tastes like Orange Crush.

azeth
09-23-2011, 05:21 PM
The Godfather
2 parts Chivas Regal Scotch

1 part Disaronno

$20+ but fuck it, buy pabst if you're gonna go cheap.

Crown and Ginger Ale

Seaweedpimp
09-23-2011, 10:40 PM
Why would you drink anything but baileys or vodka. You must be looking for a fruity drink to meet your style.

Harrison
09-23-2011, 11:28 PM
I repeat.

Drink bleach on the rocks.

tmoneynegro
09-23-2011, 11:50 PM
White Russian is only drank worth drankin

TMONEY IN THE HOUSE

Zadrian
09-24-2011, 02:49 AM
Applesauce -

Goldshlager
apple schnapps
Pineapple juice

shake it in a shaker with some ice and then pour it on ice.

chocolate pretzel (had to google this one because i never remember all of the indgredients)

1/2 oz Baileys
1/2 oz Copa D'ora
1/4 oz Frangelico
1/4 oz Godiva Caramel
2 oz Cream
1/2 oz Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Shake well Rim glass with salt Strain contents of shaker over ice into glass Garnish with a salted pretzel

(i dont do the salt rim or the pretzel thing, basically, i just make the drink and have people lick salt off of their hand before they take the shot.. you can do whatever.)

my personal favorite is a rusty nail.

just good ol scotch and drambuie