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Shannacore
09-27-2011, 11:53 AM
WHITE POWER MILK (http://whitepowermilk.com/)

"Milk that may appear by smell to be perfectly consumable (even organic), can contain contaminants such as suspended particles, parasites, bacteria, viruses, and fungi. Through extensive recruitment within the upper echelons of society, we deliver the finest milk purified in a way only we can. Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection. It's her touch that sets us far above the rest."


Wtf.

Shannacore
09-27-2011, 11:56 AM
Not R&F

Autotune
09-27-2011, 11:57 AM
WHITE POWER MILK (http://whitepowermilk.com/)

"Milk that may appear by smell to be perfectly consumable (even organic), can contain contaminants such as suspended particles, parasites, bacteria, viruses, and fungi. Through extensive recruitment within the upper echelons of society, we deliver the finest milk purified in a way only we can. Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection. It's her touch that sets us far above the rest."


Wtf.

Just ordered me some of that Sarah Milk.

Shannacore
09-27-2011, 11:58 AM
I like how you get the bio on each girl. That they're all from a really prestigious family, went to really prestigious schools, etc.

Only $130 for 2oz of gargled milk.

$150 if you'd like video footage!

Shannacore
09-27-2011, 12:01 PM
MOD PLS CLEAN THREAD, TRYING TO HAVE A VISAGE-LESS DISCUSSION ABOUT PRESTIGIOUS WOMEN GARGLING MILK

guineapig
09-27-2011, 12:05 PM
Some people just can't seem to function properly outside of R&F and should probably stay there.

Shannacore
09-27-2011, 12:06 PM
Thx boo.

with that said, which girl would you have gargle your milk, GP?!

xshayla701
09-27-2011, 12:07 PM
what. the. fuck. seriously wtf...

"Cassidy offers a soothing milk consistently cool and fresh. There's a trace of something on the verge of blossoming within her mouth that's agreeably mellow. This is a rare time. Untouched, she is supple and attracts collectors seeking something new."

Nalkin would like Cassidy.

guineapig
09-27-2011, 12:08 PM
Thx boo.

with that said, which girl would you have gargle your milk, GP?!

um... my wife?

Shannacore
09-27-2011, 12:09 PM
um... my wife?

That's a pretty good answer.


The thought of drinking anything that someone has already swished around in their mouth makes me kind of nauseous.

Autotune
09-27-2011, 12:11 PM
MOD PLS CLEAN THREAD, TRYING TO HAVE A VISAGE-LESS DISCUSSION ABOUT PRESTIGIOUS WOMEN GARGLING MILK

Hobbies: Horseback riding and reading

Sarah has talent, She rides horses and reads!

Ektar
09-27-2011, 12:15 PM
very disappointed that the beautiful part was a lie. should look more like shanna, feachie, and dg.

Shannacore
09-27-2011, 12:16 PM
very disappointed that the beautiful part was a lie.

yeah seriously, none of them are even that pretty.

should look more like shanna, feachie, and dg.

^___^

visage
09-27-2011, 12:16 PM
very disappointed that the beautiful part was a lie. should look more like shanna, feachie, and dg.

ektar who would u let gargle your milk bro

Ihealyou
09-27-2011, 12:19 PM
Buyer understands that a portion of the information on this website has been fictionalized.

:(

Shannacore
09-27-2011, 12:21 PM
Also,


The buyer agrees that they are a responsible adult of sound mental and physical health at least 18 years of age as of the date of purchase, and they understand that White Power Milk is not sold or intended for human consumption.

WHAT!

Barkingturtle
09-27-2011, 12:27 PM
Also,

The buyer agrees that they are a responsible adult of sound mental and physical health at least 18 years of age as of the date of purchase, and they understand that White Power Milk is not sold or intended for human consumption.

WHAT!

That means it's a joke. A disclaimer is included in case some people think it's not a joke.

Shannacore
09-27-2011, 12:28 PM
I know. I'm just bummed it's not real. So. Bummed.

xshayla701
09-27-2011, 12:29 PM
The world is right again...

Doors
09-27-2011, 12:42 PM
That's bullshit I just spent like 30 minutes looking for the product and order placement pages :(

Barkingturtle
09-27-2011, 01:03 PM
Honestly, it's not a terrible idea, but I'd prefer to drink chocolate milk from a Nubian queen's enema bag. Just more exotic and also nummy.

Eldaran
09-27-2011, 01:06 PM
Why did I read this right after lunch... :(

Tommy_Wiseau
09-27-2011, 01:16 PM
i want vid

Ektar
09-27-2011, 01:24 PM
ektar who would u let gargle your milk bro

I'd let just about anyone gargle MY milk

Tommy_Wiseau
09-27-2011, 01:24 PM
That means it's a joke. A disclaimer is included in case some people think it's not a joke.

this is a fetish not a joke. @ the guy who couldn't figure out how to get to the paypal checkout page - learn to browse.

Ektar
09-27-2011, 01:30 PM
Also,

White Power Milk is not sold or intended for human consumption.

WHAT!

the faq has a Q+A involving human consumption.

IDKKKKKKKKKKKKK

visage
09-27-2011, 01:34 PM
I'd let just about anyone gargle MY milk

DUDE u r like woah SKIDDALEEDEE!!

Tommy_Wiseau
09-27-2011, 03:54 PM
am considering rolling up a gay spinoff of this site. Any web developers who would code something comparable for a cut of profit send me a pm, I have all resources for content acquisition and the business end at hand and willing employees. also go to AVN yearly and have some connects to get word out.

Mcbard
09-27-2011, 04:22 PM
I know. I'm just bummed it's not real. So. Bummed.

Turn that frown upside down!

Here you can buy some worn panties:
http://www.usedpantiesforsale.co.uk/?page_id=36
http://www.abbyswornpanties.com/

She also sells "pussy pops"
http://www.abbyswornpanties.com/#/pussy-pops/4527617226

It will cost you $5 extra if you want the pussy and ASS pops however.

(it shouldn't be need to said, these links are kinda nsfw)

Iondera
09-27-2011, 06:50 PM
The next generation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ce4ZvPm2s4

Falisaty
09-27-2011, 07:20 PM
There's a trace of something on the verge of blossoming within her mouth that's agreeably mellow.

This seriously made me LOL... that subject might want to seek a dentist as she might have the onset of gingivitis.

Seaweedpimp
09-27-2011, 07:37 PM
you freaky freaky bitch. you dirty dirty bitch

Ennoia
09-27-2011, 07:55 PM
False advertising...they said beautiful girls...not a bunch of crack whores.