Everquest jokes

[Charball]

I used to know a bunch but now I only know 1.

Why did the level 35 ranger cross the road?

To get away from the orc pawn. teheheheheh

Help me remember some classic EQ jokes, post them here.

[Eldaran]

Google Fansy the Famous Bard and LOL.

[Charball]

I just remembered some!

What's the shortest ranger joke?
LFG

What's the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
About 10 seconds of agro.

Why do they call them rangers?
Because no one would play a "RezMe".

...i guess all the ones I know are about rangers lol.

[Slowby]

Well there is the oh so classic,

A Ranger walks into a bar,
LOADING PLEASE WAIT....

[beentheredonethat]

I used to play a ranger (not main), they are a lot of fun. Not sure where jokes come from.

The funnest things were EQ cartoons about certain scenarios or situations encountered in a game.

[SyanideGas]

Rangers

[Dr4z3r]

Rangers

[Qubhed]

What do you call a gnome necromancer running away from guards?

A small medium at large.

[karsten]

What do you call a gnome necromancer running away from guards?

A small medium at large.

I laffed!

[LaZZer010]

Why don't Rangers have feign death?

Because a fall to the ground would kill them.

[Eldaran]

Why don't Rangers have feign death?

Because a fall to the ground would kill them.

LOOL

[Lagaidh]

I always liked calling it ranger gate to purposefully die to "gate" to bind point across the ocean of tears. You bank your stuff, target a guard and you ranger gate!

[hateshadow]

The oldest ones are almost all about Everuqest:
http://gucomics.com/comic/?cdate=20000710

[Vidrata]

Which zone are the burning woods off of today?

[Hobby]

http://i51.tinypic.com/1zob8f6.jpg

Seem to recall alot of druids bitching about nerfs a year or so ago...thats the reason i found this particular one funny.




Hm...alot of these first ones are pretty good...thanks for giving me something to do for the next hour :p

[suikerbeestje]

you know you've played too much EQ when:

you try to find the "con" button every time your wife passes to check your faction

you try to camp out every time a large group of people approach you and you re unsure of their intentions.

you're looking at a (all you americans no i m not a racist we dont have your racial issues where i live so be quiet) black guy with a traditional robe walking by and you re thinking "wow its been a while i saw an erudite mage around here!"

you come late to appointments and tell people your ring spells keep fizzling.

[-Catherin-]

How do you know a Ranger has broken into your house?

The cat is camping the corpse