Apology

[atvaata]

Id like to apologize for the server outage.
Surely it was caused by me reaking havoc on the half-pint zorros in misty thicket.

Hate pls.

And wtb a rez <3

[Pikle]

I told you that you should never kill halflings! WHY GOD WHY MUST YOU DO IT!

Go kill humans like the rest of us...

[Elendae]

datacenter must be in rivervale.

[atvaata]

I told you that you should never kill halflings! WHY GOD WHY MUST YOU DO IT!

Go kill humans like the rest of us...

Ive taken it upon myself to cleanse the land of the scourge that is the asslings.

[Pikle]

The scourge... fucking crazy ass elves. We are not the problem. The horrible starting stat pointless dark elves are! In fact, my new goal is to start slaying DE's every time I see them... The war has started! The rivers will flow with dark blood!

[atvaata]

AND ASSLING BLOOD SHALL FLOW THROUGH THE RIVERS OF MIGHTY NORRATH, NONE SHALL SURVIVE THE ONSLAUGHT OF MY MIGHTY BLADE! lol

[Phorest]

datacenter must be in rivervale.

ROFL !!

[Caere]

Ive taken it upon myself to cleanse the land of the scourge that is the asslings.

/tear

You are a true hero.

[Shannacore]

But, but, I'm a halfling.

/halp

[PearlJammzz]

Us halflings should team up, and grief Atvaata ;). Sit, and buff/heal our town guards lol.

Orrr we can just go kill hers?

[maultar]

Yes I'm happy to report I can now get revenge on leatherfoot deputies in Nek. Took one out yesterday, it was yellow, and it felt good.

[Caere]

But, but, I'm a halfling.

/halp

>:|

Nowai

[gimper42]

Orrr we can just go kill hers?

The biggest problem I see with this is all of the necromancers and shadowknights "escorting" other guards in to join the fun.

[gimper42]

This brings back a truly awesome EQ memory for me.

One boring night in Norrath, there were very few, if any, raid targets for my mighty guild to take down. Some wise-assed human (probably) suggested that we take the guild and "Raid Neriak!". My fellow dark elf necromancers warned them all profusely that they had no idea what they were getting into. Alas, they did not heed our warnings.

We let them into Neriak Commons. Let them get comfy and let them feel safe. Then we poured every guard and NPC in the zone onto them relentlessly. Oh, did you just rez the entire non-dark elf portion of our guild? Here is another wave of destruction for you assholes!

It was such great fun, and believe it or not, hardly anyone got upset. It was Neriak vs. the World, and Neriak won.

[Pikle]

Well Neriak may have one that battle, but they will lose the war. Halflings are not to be messed with.

[toddfx]

Thank you for all the un-looted Small Round Shields, I have made a small fortune by ninjaing them

[Fraud]

I have too...and im a halfling. i feel so dirty.

[Xumosa]

Well Neriak may have one that battle, but they will lose the war. Halflings are not to be messed with.

revenge = pom :o

[atvaata]

so yeah halflings are goin down for the count tonight.

[Spud]

Im gonna aid them with my druid spells!