P99 Defined On Ecyclopedia Dramatica

[Srs Not Ames]

Dnt shoot the messenger

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Everquest


Project 1999

An emulated project designed to replicate EverQuest to it's original 1999 standard, in other words a gigantic hub for the unemployed to be total basement dwelling fags all over again. The project is run by Rogean, a 21 year old virgin who collects AdSense money in order to finance his plethora of shit cars and Vegas trips. The server hosts it's own forums found here: - P99 forums which attracts a large number of trolls, manchild, attention whores and pedophiles who all like to pretend they are 13 year old boys.

Large amounts of rage are to be found on the forums as the whole collective group of virgins are cock sucking retards that like to spend their leisure time arguing about who hit what dragon first and white knighting for the small group of E-pussy that likes to prostitot for l337 items, even with the absence of posting tits it's still fucking fail. It could be summed up that this project is one gigantic fail boat of bad coding, unwarranted self-importance and forced meme usually in the form of spamming "u mad" in every topic.

The best ways to rape the inhabitants of the EMU is by actually playing the damn game, just by simply logging you're bound to be spammed relentlessly with incoherent nerd rage and petitions, banned immediately, and have your dox dropped on the forums for ruining some aspies play time cause you stole their phat lewt, or simply join a raiding guild and cry about people being a gigantic fucking pussy.


P99 players you SHOULD know

Staff

Rogean - Virginfag that manages the sever, routinely power trips and bans everything and anything that is actually lulzy.
Nilbog - Project manager does mostly coding and one could say doesn't give a fuck.
Uthgaard - Basement dweller That NEVER logs off, spends most of his time looking for reasons to ban you.
Cyrius - German who loves to power trip, talks shit about other staff via IRC then goes into denial.
Aasimon - Forum moderator that likes to delete fucking everything you ever wrote about anything.

Staff members are constantly in one epically long war with several trolls, some say it will go on til the second coming of Christ.

Trolls

Raren - Continuously shovels xanax down his throat and posts threads trying to incite guild drama, generally unfunny but highly obnoxious.
Zyvixious - Raren's Mexican cousin that fails at the English language, simply rolls his face across the keyboard to generate insults.
Abacab - Has been banned over 9000 times since last week for being a fucking ******.
Tralina - an empowered female who spends her days jiggling her E-tits for loot and flying out to fuck bears.
Hasbinbad - HasbinFAG is a user who has accrued thousands of pretentious posts and not a single one actually funny.
Barkingturtle - Internet tough guy who claims to have a HEUG PENIS claims to have a hot wife who he met on a gaming message board.
Ralph - A fucking Jew who made $3,000 after 10 months of killing goblins, by playing only an hour a day.
Loke - Dashingly attractive monk whose good looks are surpassed only by his charm. Men want to be him, women want to be with him.
Nalkin - Like the 44th best mage on the server or some shit like that, takes people on boat rides and is primarily seen with his tranny sidekick Kimmie
Yiblaan - Some fucking Jew who has a penchant for fun, has made several successful guilds.
Akyra - Some vegan E-slut that pumps the dicks of several hot gamers for items

Everyone else can be assumed non-important because they actually have lives.

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LOL

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SEE ALSO

no life <--- clicked it.. found

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A person who has NO social life whatsoever. This is about 98.9% of everyone on the internets.
Contents
1 Etymology/Explanation
2 Variations
3 Comebacks
4 List of People Who Have No Life
Etymology/Explanation

Without variation, the first accusation or retort of the pwned is that the pwnr has no life. This is normally phrased as a claim that the pwnr spends too much time on the Internets, or that the incidence of pwnage took "too much time" or "too much effort", clearly indicating that the pwnr is obsessed with and quite possibly Internet stalking the pwnee. The pwned may also attempt to put on a facade that they are "too cool for this internet shit anyways."
Because this is almost the exclusive standard usage of the phrase, no life has become a de facto acknowledgment of pwnification. Thus most trolls will remain unsatisfied until told they have no life.
Variations

"Get a life"
"Wow, that must have taken forever. Clearly you have no life."
"Wow, you are spending way too much time arguing with me. Clearly you have no life."
"You keep commenting because you have no life." See occupatio.
"Why don't you spend more of your time with your kids instead of arguing on the Internets?"—a favorite of pwned teen mothers
"Poor, poor dear. Here, have a nickel and get yourself a life."
"Yeah right, you don't work, you spend all day online trolling because you have no life!"
"Obviously you have no life and should probably kill yourself in order to not waste any more of the precious, precious natural resources currently keeping that stink sack you call skin alive."
"Well, pardon me for HAVING A LIFE, gringo. "
Comebacks

"NO U"
"BAWWW"
"U MAD"
"lol"
"Rofl"
"Your Mom"
Any one or more of these will guarantee instant drama and butthurt met with "G2g i need sleep." Best of all, they require minimal typing.
List of People Who Have No Life



This guy also has no life.
Asspies
Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto and all his shut-in little friends
Tore Sinding Bekkedal
Kevin and Kat
Solitaire
Gsnfags
Sceptre
Cheddar-Cheesia
Meowbark
Jimbo Wales
Latias4ever
You
The Gorilla Judge
Zezima
Zombies
Chivon Matthew

[ZEROSUM]

1st page

[Doublestep]

Tralina - an empowered female who spends her days jiggling her E-tits for loot and flying out to fuck bears.

[Doors]

hahahahahaha

[Autotune]

Ralph auctions, "WTS Pearl Kedge Totem (http://zam.zamimg.com/images/0/2/02c8a8995a35a82515d02b73fe692569.png) pst"

[Humerox]

Abacab did that a long time ago. Wish he'd kept it up

[ZEROSUM]

syux

[Nedala]

@Doublestep:

my sith assa > your fag jedi :P

[Doublestep]

guardian or bust

[Hailto]

Vigilance specced Guardian reporting in, fuck empire, lol being a super dark evil sith is so edgy and kewl

[ZEROSUM]

nerds alert

[Hailto]

nerds alert

posting on eq emulator forums

[FoxxHound]

Looks like I better step up my A game here...

[Doublestep]

Defense specced Guardian who always gets 50k+ defense reporting

[Shannacore]

Haha.

I think Abacab might have written this..?

[Humerox]

Haha.

I think Abacab might have written this..?

confirmed

[Jon Lemon]

rip pac

[Hasbinbad]

Loke - Dashingly attractive monk whose good looks are surpassed only by his charm. Men want to be him, women want to be with him.
Even the cabsturbator wanted to fuck Loke.

[Autotune]

Even the cabsturbator wanted to fuck Loke.

confirmed jealous 100%

[ZEROSUM]

rip pac

[Flunklesnarkin]

How can you kill that which has no life o_O?

[Loke]

Even the cabsturbator wanted to fuck Loke.

He knows the feeling is mutual. Though we may be approximately 1000 miles apart, Abacab trained and ninja looted his way right to the very center of my heart. Just two bros secure enough to show appreciation for each other.

Seriously though, this made me laugh. I had completely forgotten about this.

[Tiggles]

Defense specced Guardian who always gets 50k+ defense reporting

Are you even 50 yet?

[Uthgaard]

I miss abacab. He used to complain about me in irc to a different nick I was logged into, not realizing it was me he was talking to. It made for some lols. Even when he trained people, it was still funny. My personal favorite was when he completely wiped out Divinity in Fear because Giegue was talking shit about a duel.

[Jon Lemon]

I miss abacab. He used to complain about me in irc to a different nick I was logged into, not realizing it was me he was talking to. It made for some lols. Even when he trained people, it was still funny. My personal favorite was when he completely wiped out Divinity in Fear because Giegue was talking shit about a duel.

no1 like u, no1 care

[vaylorie]

no1 like u, no1 care

Jon, I got you a new shirt.

http://www.angryjerk.net/images/tupacshirtfb.jpg

[Harrison]

Average thug artist, zero fucks given

[ZEROSUM]

sometimes when i think about tupac and how he was murdered it fills me with so much sadness i could cry. how could such an intelligent incredible artist's life be cut short? smh. we gotta keep our heads up. he was so much more than a rapper. in his short life look at the legacy he has left behind. many will live to a grand old age but won't impact the world no way near than Tupac did, me included. I hope he's in heaven.

[vaylorie]

Tupac, confirmed marginally talented ballet dancer who never left his role as bishop and is a role model for retarded neckbeards that wish they were gangbangers. Overrated for 15 years and counting...

[Doublestep]

Tupac, confirmed marginally talented ballet dancer who never left his role as bishop and is a role model for retarded neckbeards that wish they were gangbangers. Overrated for 15 years and counting...

if he's your role model why are you talking down on the pac?

[ZEROSUM]

Tupac, great patriot and one of the rare warriors who actually uplifted the image of the black race moreso than King despite the thug imagry, perhaps not as much Jackie Robinson as far as American pop culture.

When his youth uprising started to grow too strong the elite created the East/West coast rivalry (divide and conquer) and when that failed they eventually just had him assassinated

[Doublestep]

Are you even 50 yet?

37, but i have multiple characters in the 20s.

[Jon Lemon]

Tupac, confirmed marginally talented ballet dancer who never left his role as bishop and is a role model for retarded neckbeards that wish they were gangbangers. Overrated for 15 years and counting...

the man was the real HERO, he had so much courage to take on the TOP people all by him self, they coward muther fuckas were scared shitlless and so they killed him, we need more people like 2pac in the world, people that are not afraid to fight for what is right, peace and one love 2 all

[Harrison]

Fight for what is right, rofl

If you're going to troll do it right.

[Seaweedpimp]

Fight for what is right, rofl

If you're going to troll do it right.

Kill yourself.

[vaylorie]

the man was the real HERO, he had so much courage to take on the TOP people all by him self, they coward muther fuckas were scared shitlless and so they killed him, we need more people like 2pac in the world, people that are not afraid to fight for what is right, peace and one love 2 all

Also, Tupac was a rapist convicted of sexual assault. You retards idolize him because you find the 'thug life' glamorous. Don't church it up, he didn't scare anyone... He was a gangbanger and got shot like a bitch for stealing someone's sneakers.

[Hasbinbad]

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[ZEROSUM]

Also, Tupac was a rapist convicted of sexual assault. You retards idolize him because you find the 'thug life' glamorous. Don't church it up, he didn't scare anyone... He was a gangbanger and got shot like a bitch for stealing someone's sneakers.

That was a bogus, trumped up charge from the elite's campaign against him. Shot over sneakers? Try shot over starting a revolution

[Srs Not Ames]

ho ho ho

[Seaweedpimp]

haha tupac cant afford sneakers?


qft

[Harrison]

That was a bogus, trumped up charge from the elite's campaign against him. Shot over sneakers? Try shot over starting a revolution

Lol I really can't imagine the amount of drugs I would have to ingest to be this fucking stupid

[purest]

would you die for your art like 2pac?

[ZEROSUM]

Lol I really can't imagine the amount of drugs I would have to ingest to be this fucking stupid

I know you love to bathe in your ignorance, but he was killed within a month of releasing the Killuminati album.

[Harrison]

Blah blah jews run the world, imaginary secret societies, shadow organizations, etc.

Your world is so devoid of worth you need to cling to fictional shit to make yourself feel informed.

[ZEROSUM]

It's not about what I think or what you believe. It's about reality, and you aren't living in it.

[purest]

just wondering but do you see the fact that you cut deli meat at kroger for a living as the result of being a gigantic fuck up in life or do you see it as more of an accomplishment of your hard-work and perseverance?

[Massive Marc]

I know you love to bathe in your ignorance, but he was killed within a month of releasing the Killuminati album.

I thought it had something to do with him being the last Black Panther ?

[ZEROSUM]

His mom was, not sure if he was. Also theyre still around harassing voters outside the local church so he couldnt have been the last motherfucker breathin.

[Massive Marc]

His mom was, not sure if he was. Also theyre still around harassing voters outside the local church so he couldnt have been the last motherfucker breathin.

Sorry, not last as in last living, but last accepted as a real black panther. I could be getting my documentaries mixed up though :/

[ZEROSUM]

possible, blood in blood out. unlikely the *very* last *original* or w/e tho

[Massive Marc]

yah, never the less, i think it would be naive to think that 2pac death wasn't politically or gang related.

[vaylorie]

yah, never the less, i think it would be naive to think that 2pac death wasn't politically or gang related.

Gang related FTW. He was shot by rival gangs as a result of fighting about who was the most badass retarded gangbanger. It turns out, Tupac was the most prone to rape and sodomy so they shot him to move up the ladder.


would you die for your right to be a rapist like 2pac?

I personally would not...

[Doublestep]

I personally would not...

BECAUSE U A PUSSY MANG

[Smedy]

begin to cast spell: resurrect

bump, a+ read

[Smyd]

good read A+

[Smyd]

this dude is most likely also a virgin, considering the amount he knows about this forum/server =p

[Enygma]

Kill yourself.

I approve this message towards Harrison.

[Knuckle]

Not on there, dont care.

[Ashimar]

http://valcitygal.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/great-grey-owl.jpg

[Aadill]

This thread.

[Within99]

I laugh.

[Misto]

lol..

Staff members are constantly in one epically long war with several trolls, some say it will go on til the second coming of Christ.

thats good shit.