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Lelroni
04-18-2010, 02:37 AM
Pirates
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/05/pirates-of-the-caribbean-3.jpg

VS

Ninjas
http://www.rmlicensing.com/ENG/Ninja/ninja2.gif

VS

Vikings

http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n54/n273936.jpg

VS

Dinosaurs

http://evanescentthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/jurassic_park_movie_image_t_rex__1_1.jpg


???

Cowboy
04-18-2010, 03:08 AM
There is absolutely no correct answer other than Dinosaurs.

Oh noes, we Pirates and Vikings have encountered an aquatic dinosaur. It swiped its tail/fin and now we're drowning.

Also, the same mutagen that warped the Ninja Turtles could be given to the Dinosaurs to make ultra amazing raptor Jesuses.

There are so many explanations, really too many to bother. Dinosaurs.

Loretta
04-18-2010, 03:22 AM
There is absolutely no correct answer other than Dinosaurs.

Oh noes, we Pirates and Vikings have encountered an aquatic dinosaur. It swiped its tail/fin and now we're drowning.

Also, the same mutagen that warped the Ninja Turtles could be given to the Dinosaurs to make ultra amazing raptor Jesuses.

There are so many explanations, really too many to bother. Dinosaurs.

/thread

Hasbinbad
04-18-2010, 04:06 AM
Pirates have cannons.

If there was only one Ninja, (s)he would be indestructible due to the Inverse Ninja Law (Stormtrooper Effect), but there are more than one.

Cannons > Ninjas
Cannons > Vikings
Cannons > Dinosaurs

Thus: Pirates win.

Aarone
04-18-2010, 10:14 AM
There is absolutely no correct answer other than Dinosaurs.


Pirates have cannons...

Thus: Pirates win.

What about Dinosaurs with cannon? In space...

http://www.project1999.org/forums/picture.php?albumid=17&pictureid=95

Hasbinbad
04-18-2010, 02:04 PM
What about Dinosaurs with cannon? In space..
That is fiction.

Atennu
04-18-2010, 02:12 PM
Dinosaurs have the iksar AC and some even have an innate damage shield.

Put that together you have an iksarian fire pet vs J-Depp. The result is Lulz

Hasbinbad
04-18-2010, 02:35 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/04/custom_1239986480453_400px-Hull_model_by_Augustin_Pic_mp3h9729.jpg

= dead dinosaur.

Aarone
04-18-2010, 02:49 PM
That is fiction.

It's true - and the pirates do have better writers...

http://www.project1999.org/forums/picture.php?albumid=17&pictureid=99

Alawen Everywhere
04-18-2010, 05:47 PM
Pirates have cannons.

If there was only one Ninja, (s)he would be indestructible due to the Inverse Ninja Law (Stormtrooper Effect), but there are more than one.

Cannons > Ninjas
Cannons > Vikings
Cannons > Dinosaurs

Thus: Pirates win.

This would be true if there were only one dinosaur! However, in real life, everyone knows the pirates would quickly run out of cannonballs as the relentless waves of dinosaurs continued their mindless assault.

Given this list, the answer is clearly dinosaurs.

I would recommend, however, that vikings be relegated to a secondary class and instead robots should be included in this list.

L2Phantom
04-18-2010, 06:06 PM
Pirates would take a nasty shit over any of those other ones.

Aarone
04-18-2010, 06:45 PM
Given this list, the answer is clearly dinosaurs.

I would recommend, however, that vikings be relegated to a secondary class and instead robots should be included in this list.

Robots are a whoooooole different story...

http://www.project1999.org/forums/picture.php?albumid=17&pictureid=114

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwL5Yr1Ks9I

Spud
04-18-2010, 07:21 PM
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/files/u1044579/jurassic-park-4.jpg

What about dinosaurs with laser beams attached to their heads?

Sinlea
04-18-2010, 08:13 PM
Come on, Dinosaurs ALWAYS win. Although, I think zombies should have been included in that list. Zombies could overwhelm a T-rex.

Jeebus
04-18-2010, 08:28 PM
Cabbages

http://www.gucomics.com/comics/2002/gu_20020520.jpg