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Tuko
01-12-2012, 09:13 PM
For all yall who are so gullable and fell into the USSR 1% overlord plan, let me enlighten you.

Tupac was really a white born Russian spy turned black as part of a cold war ploy to destroy America.

The Russian illuminatis created plan code name TUPAC, which had for main order to implant a dominant figure into American society so that America's number one work force its slave would rise and rebel against the white american leadership.
A white man, top lyricist and pianist and overall master soloist from the Russian Academy of Arts was chosen to undergo state of the art surgery to turn him black. He was then parachuted in the US, the plane fly over was soon reported as an UFO sighting by USSR counter-inteligence, and gobled up by US believers.

This plan had limited success, Tupac was able to create support for his cause but overall its effects were small and slow.

Another attempt was made with Michael Jackson, another Russian spy, but his surgery backfired and his cover became compromised and he was later executed by the American 1%er overlords who paid a doctor to put him to sleep.


You dont believe me??

Tupac backwards spells CAPUT, proof the Russians wanted to destroy America by seeding him in.

Also how many blackman get shot multiple time on multiple occasions and survive so many of them...?
None that's right.
Further proof that he had health insurance, 1%er insider connections, was cool with the jewish surgeons that dug the slugs out of him, and had been fed USSR engineered steroids like that Russian in Rocky.

Sextar
01-12-2012, 09:17 PM
MOTHER OF GOD

Tuko
01-12-2012, 09:19 PM
Good thing the sperglords werent born before the berlin wall went down or they'd be losing the Cold war for America.

Jon Lemon
01-12-2012, 09:26 PM
For all yall who are so gullable and fell into the USSR 1% overlord plan, let me enlighten you.

Tupac was really a white born Russian spy turned black as part of a cold war ploy to destroy America.

The Russian illuminatis created plan code name TUPAC, which had for main order to implant a dominant figure into American society so that America's number one work force its slave would rise and rebel against the white american leadership.
A white man, top lyricist and pianist and overall master soloist from the Russian Academy of Arts was chosen to undergo state of the art surgery to turn him black. He was then parachuted in the US, the plane fly over was soon reported as an UFO sighting by USSR counter-inteligence, and gobled up by US believers.

This plan had limited success, Tupac was able to create support for his cause but overall its effects were small and slow.

Another attempt was made with Michael Jackson, another Russian spy, but his surgery backfired and his cover became compromised and he was later executed by the American 1%er overlords who paid a doctor to put him to sleep.


You dont believe me??

Tupac backwards spells CAPUT, proof the Russians wanted to destroy America by seeding him in.

Also how many blackman get shot multiple time on multiple occasions and survive so many of them...?
None that's right.
Further proof that he had health insurance, 1%er insider connections, was cool with the jewish surgeons that dug the slugs out of him, and had been fed USSR engineered steroids like that Russian in Rocky.

http://www.crockerschools.org/Images/Faculty%20Staff%20Contact%20Pics/Coach%20Wall.jpg

Hear_My_Sermon
01-12-2012, 10:01 PM
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Zadrian
01-13-2012, 03:16 PM
Maybe I'm missing out on some inside joke, but I am pretty sure caput (Kaput) is German..

Shouldn't this be another rant on Nazis?

Tuko
01-13-2012, 09:55 PM
You got me right there, but it could be from eastern Germany, there sealed the gap.