Blood Money Wiped, Shire Safe

[SamwiseRed]

Once again, I find the shire in need of help. After offering my PLing services to all young halflings, the shire became quite crowded. The problem is it wasn't by young hobbits but by a band of murderers named <Blood Money>. Four scum with the intent to attack the shire. Thankfully Karana saw that I was outnumbered and sent two of the Militias finest; Ironlion and Bowloffruit.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/kormer/shire1/shire1.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/kormer/shire1/defenders.jpg

After wiping them twice they brought a low level druid named Next to drag thier corpses around the shire and a bard named Least to train around the guards. Poor Least had all the guards in the shire on her so I decided to root her. Ouch! And she was bound in gfay. Silly bard.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/kormer/shire1/next.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/kormer/shire1/least.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/kormer/shire1/xena.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/kormer/shire1/mad.jpg

Didn't get to SS the action but the results are in. Xena downed twice, Madpsycho downed twice, Lonny gated twice, Savah gated x3, and Least downed once.

Blood Money consider this a warning. Stay the fuck out of the shire or take a dirtnap. Terrible, terrible guild. Last SS is Savah being a little upset.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/kormer/shire1/savahlol.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

sorry for the quick edit, got wife agro. hopefully you still enjoy the short story.

[WarPath]

A+ short novel

[IronLikeALionInZion]

gotchya

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gotchyagen

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[SamwiseRed]

you sound pretty upset zero. you wouldnt happen to be Savah?

[SamwiseRed]

and actually we were all in range. sorry buddy

[Doors]

Blood money fell apart the minute naez quit the box.

[Cwall]

tone is not communicated in my text so how would you possibly deduce that?

are you actually this stupid?

[SamwiseRed]

must be. who was out or range cuz we were all taking hits?

[SamwiseRed]

btw before we cleaned house, 3 young hobbits and a bard were PLed a couple of levels courtesy of your friendly neighborhood druid.

[Silikten]

Shire confirmed cleansed

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c374/00b3r/EQ000051.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

much thanks for keeping the shire safe from harm.

[Doors]

LOL

[Sextar]

tone is not communicated in my text so how would you possibly deduce that?

I'm not Savah. I don't play 13 year old dragon games i just troll the forums, which does make me less nerdy than u

he doesn't play 13 year old dragon game because grind slayed him

[SamwiseRed]

doesnt play a 13 year old dragon game on an emu server yet post count suggests it consumes part of his life

[Steaks]

zero you are a clown , go away

i bet its cast #6

[Srs Not Ames]

haha A+

[Sextar]

Yea picture that I'm not blue as fuck and would rather watch paint dry or post dismembered corpses on the forums.

Hey you don't play either Diggles, what's your excuse?

I do play boy.

[Sextar]

zero you are a clown , go away

i bet its cast #6

how dare you call naesbutt cast

[Smedy]

praise samwise

[Tombom]

keeping the streets safe and keeeping the cocks out yo mouth, mabey an invite will be givien some day...

B$B$B$B$B$B$B$

[scumfuck]

this thread was so fucking awful it kinda makes me not want to play with myself anymore and i *kind of* want to commit suicide now so I don't have to share air with you people

[tsaC]

tombom saved thread with celebrity apperance

[Hammertime]

http://troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/this-thread-is-so-awesome-thank-you-alien-overlords.jpg

[Tombom]

tombom saved thread with celebrity apperance

good to see the tsaC back in action, bunch of kids like the prophet and pvpbetachamps were runnin their moufs son.

[tsaC]

word word

[Butthead]

LOL samwise always doin big thangs.

i actually arrived after the slaughter had taken place. i witnessed the shire victory and heard the cries from the deceased.

samwise is indeed the true protector of the shire

[Srs Not Ames]

Shire is safe once again

[Jon Lemon]

blood money chased off faydwer week 1 by two cunning lvl 7s

blood money stomped out of shire week 6 by professional video game players

blood money confirmed bottom of barrel

[Tombom]

blood money chased off faydwer week 1 by two cunning lvl 7s

blood money stomped out of shire week 6 by professional video game players

blood money confirmed bottom of barrel

confirmed fegget

[tsaC]

blood money chased off faydwer week 1 by two cunning lvl 7s

blood money stomped out of shire week 6 by professional video game players

blood money confirmed bottom of barrel

hahaha

[Snukie]

...

[Jon Lemon]

confirmed fegget

^mad

[Tombom]

mad

not even once

[Filthed]

to honor a hobbit! in 1 picture you will find an image i like to call mad in lfay! in another picture you will see where 2 deadmonies(lonny and xena) tried to jump me on mob, after following mob across zone to me i deciced to 2 shot lonny, finish the mob, all the while xena plugged. Ode



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2059

[Hairybuttwhole]

this thread was so fucking awful it kinda makes me not want to play with myself anymore and i *kind of* want to commit suicide now so I don't have to share air with you people



i just sneezed and a helicopteresque projectile just flew out of my mouth and landed on this

[Dojii]

big lyfe

[SamwiseRed]

damn bro, while Nilly was building an army in Mordor, the rest of us were busy griefing each other off the server. this is like DC Universe. The heroes and villains were so caught up in their differences they didnt realize Brainiac was on the way to own some Earth with his zerg army. Watch it, one of the coolest opening ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AnQ-p4cU8w

[Tombom]

lot of banned maddies in this thread, and once again,


samwise is spittin truths

[Tippett]

best samwise post ever imo

[heals4reals]

Good 1