Stuff

[Brut]

Earthshaker - Gimme 25k (supreme duel weapon, will win botb with this 100%)
Howling Harpoon - Gimme 3k (shamanman who hasnt somehow acquired fateful spear yet can stab things!)

[Slave]

Does a 60 delay 2h have a better relative damage bonus than a 40 delay 2h?

[Brut]

Bumpety bumpety bumpety.

[Treats]

Does a 60 delay 2h have a better relative damage bonus than a 40 delay 2h?

(FAST) IF WeaponDelay <= 27
1.) DamangeBonus = One Handed DamageBonus + 1
* Damage Bonuses are always rounded down (ie, 7.65 = 7).

(MEDIUM) IF WeaponDelay >= 28 AND <= 39
1.) DamageBonus = One Handed DamageBonus + (Level - 27) / 4

(SLOW) IF WeaponDelay >= 40 AND <= 42
1.) DamageBonus = One Handed DamageBonus + ((Level - 27) / 4) + 1

(VERY SLOW) IF WeaponDelay > 42
1.) DamageBonus = One Handed DamageBonus + ((Level - 27) / 4) + (WeaponDelay - 34) / 3

40 Delay @ Level 50 = Damage Bonus 14
40 Delay @ Level 60 = Damage Bonus 20

60 Delay @ Level 50 = Damage Bonus 21
60 Delay @ Level 60 = Damage Bonus 27

Free Bump!

[Brut]

And then there was a bump.

[Brut]

And a bump.

[Slave]

(FAST) IF WeaponDelay <= 27
1.) DamangeBonus = One Handed DamageBonus + 1
* Damage Bonuses are always rounded down (ie, 7.65 = 7).

(MEDIUM) IF WeaponDelay >= 28 AND <= 39
1.) DamageBonus = One Handed DamageBonus + (Level - 27) / 4

(SLOW) IF WeaponDelay >= 40 AND <= 42
1.) DamageBonus = One Handed DamageBonus + ((Level - 27) / 4) + 1

(VERY SLOW) IF WeaponDelay > 42
1.) DamageBonus = One Handed DamageBonus + ((Level - 27) / 4) + (WeaponDelay - 34) / 3

40 Delay @ Level 50 = Damage Bonus 14
40 Delay @ Level 60 = Damage Bonus 20

60 Delay @ Level 50 = Damage Bonus 21
60 Delay @ Level 60 = Damage Bonus 27

Free Bump!

So 40 delay 2h is actually more efficient on damage bonus, unhasted. Thanks!

[Brut]

A bump hits a thread for 256 points of damage.

[Brut]

A Bump says, 'It's cheap prices like yours that have ruined your own market - you shall not ruin mine!'

[Brut]

You begin casting Bump.
Your target has resisted the Bump spell.

[Brut]

You take a bite out of a Bump.
Ahhh. That was tasty.

[Brut]

You have become better at Bumping! (56)

[Brut]

Whacka's Bump.

[Brut]

Greetings, Soandso. You look like you could use a bump.

[Brut]

Your faction standing with CoalitionofBumpIII could not possibly get any better.

[Brut]

Bump n goo... Blanket too!!

[Brut]

a_bump001 had cancelled the trade.
a_bump001 is not online at this time.

[Brut]

MAGIC ITEM LORE ITEM ARTIFACT NO DROP
Slot: PRIMARY
Effect: Bump (Must Equip. Casting Time: 57600.0)
WT: 0.0 Size: TINY
Class: WAR SHD SHM
Race: OGR

[Safon]

haha epic bumps

[Brut]

You are missing some required components.
You are missing Bumps.
Your spell is interrupted.

[Brut]

You were hit by non-melee damage for 32 points of damage.
YOU were injured by bumping.

[Brut]

Heathen! Unbeliever! Norrath must be bumped!

[Brut]

Brutillus tries to cast a bump on you, but you are protected.

[phobus]

I'd just like to say this has been the most entertaining thread I've read in EC in a long time.

Phobus has offered you a Bump.

[Brut]

Starting to run out of ideas, ohgod.

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
You have entered The Bump.

[Brut]

Brutillus, Brutillus is my name, bumping EC threads is my game.

[Brut]

a thread scowls at you, ready to attack -- What would you like your bump to say?

[Brut]

?pmub eht htiw eno i ma

[Saltefanden]

Bump for hero brut!

[Brut]

You feel as if you are about to bump.

[Brut]

Brutillus invites you to join a bump.
To join the bump, click on the 'FOLLOW' option, or 'DISBAND' to cancel.

[Brut]

a ghoul merchant says, 'Bbbbbbbbuuuummmppp!'
a ghoul merchant says, 'It's time to take your bumphemy to another realm!'

[Brut]

Tin Merchant XVII says 'Greetings, Brutillus. You look like you could use a Bump.'
Tin Merchant XVII tells you, 'That'll be 3 gold 9 silver 4 copper per Bump.'
You give 3 gold 9 silver 4 copper to Tin Merchant XVII.

[Brut]

Oh look..a talking bump of refuse..how novel!

[Brut]

Cease this endless bumping and seek salvation in the Temple of Life! The glory of Rodcet Nife awaits you!

[Tanthallas]

Bump for fat face

[Saltefanden]

Cease this endless bumping and seek salvation in the Temple of Life! The glory of Rodcet Nife awaits you!

Brut confirmed paloladin.

Also gnome.

[Yajirobe Yajipants]

A hilarious diamond in the rough, this thread goes up on my mantle.

[Pan]

I love Brut!

Bumping for great justice!

[Tarathiel]

?pmub eht htiw eno i ma

best bump ever

[Shinko]

a thread scowls at you, ready to attack -- What would you like your bump to say?

wins