Famous Last Words in Everquest

[eqdruid76]

I'll start.

"Guys, let's go inside Paw".

[L2Phantom]

"Tricky pull, one second."

[peersu]

"Sorry I'm late...brought a few inc"

[yt2005]

"I could swear I pulled a mob... where did it go?"

---

"What happened to your pet?"

---

"Resisted."

[Ektar]

"I hear the kedge ZEM is huge"

"hey guys I'm gonna start a ranger"

[Phil]

"feigning death"

[Droxx]

"oh shit i snared myself"

[Elendae]

lmao best thread

[girth]

'Whats this red water?'

[Senadin]

Absor;

The Classes are not that out of balance....

[JayDee]

We can let the monk tank until a real tank arrives

[Leokaiser]

"Will ding after this pull"

[kai4785]

BASEMENT TRAIN!

[Abraham1]

Whats abacab doing in fear?

[Elendae]

Xosire begins to cast a spell.

[Otto]

Whats abacab doing in fear?

Quoted for truth

Edit: 'Solid Lguk group seeks replacement <insert class here>'

[taamas]

"Inc 2"

More often than not I somehow ninja pull one, but I always think the other one is coming... eventually... with friends... so I FD. ;)

[Aeolwind]

"LOM"

"Camp!"

"Tag this single"

"Repops aren't due for a while"

"AFK"

"Snared?"

"Do these gate?"

"Shit, inc"

"It's just a blue con"

"Did you invis?"

"Guys, I'm lost"

"Where did you guys go?"

"Hah, glad that train didn't aggro us"

[Nen]

"Evac!"

"Heal!"

"Blinded."

"Zone!"

"Gate!"

"I'm dead."

"You have ruined your own lands!"

[Malrubius]

"One more pull, then I need to get some sleep. I gotta work tomorrow."

[Brut]

"blin dagain, scrwe it illj ust run it tocamp"

"maybe a few adds"

"I can't be assed to split these.. gtg for about 3?"

"where'd it go?"

[nalkin]

wait don't zone yet I think I pulled a single mermaid

[Malrubius]

"a

[astarothel]

"hold pulls, cleric is group bugged and needs to relog"

[Velothi]

"Med break after one more."

[Shrubwise]

aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwww


"oops meant to be running"

[Uaellaen]

Ranger DOWN!

[Vonblund]

Necro:
"Where's my pet?"

Cleric:
"OOM
OOM
...
Test...
Can you read me in group chat?"

Twink:
" we can take this named at Orc1, no problem"

[Xumosa]

"whats on the otherside of that fire ring"

"why do we need to run along the top of the wall? what happens if we go down here"

"Vindi split, pull"

"Protectors of Growth Pop"

[Evorix]

"Dude, the cleric is afk"

"I thought I pulled 2..."

"Umm... I think it went through the wall"

"I said hug the left wall!"

[Fargus]

http://clanarrowsmith.ca/images/Gallery/clips/Chat29.jpg

[Jagsman32]

"Watch me levitate down The Hole!"

[Weekapaug]

"I'm just going to pull a couple while we wait for the ____ to get here" (insert tank or cleric)

[Taluvill]

Dude, Druids are great healers!

[Jete]

"Blinded!"

[Ingrum]

"Ingrum, go pull from BnB while the Monk is AFK!"

[Peppermint]

"AE Mez!"...."Shit"

[Treats]

Camp a cleric!

[nilbog]

What do you mean fake floor?

[Wargazm]

why are we holding on pulls?

[Volga]

"yes.. yes... I'll be up to bed in 15 minutes honey..."

[eqdruid76]

"I've never been here before, can someone come to the zone line and get me?"

[Omnimorph]

more like -

"NO MOM! I'M ON A RAAAAAID!!!!" *nerd rage*

[Skaff]

"Guys... I have no clue where my pull went."

"Do you think the healer is high enough?"

"Can you mez this?"

"Inviz is dropping..."

"Camp?"

"I wonder how hard this guy hits for..."

"I did not notice the healer was [LD/AFK]..."

[Honus]

Let the Ranger take agro for a second...

What level do necros get pets?

"Hail, Kizdean Gix"

In Kith at night ... "Where is the zoneline to Misty?"

You are missing reagents: Malachite

[eqdruid76]

"Slate to tunnel!"

[SpartanEQ]

/shout HELP!

[Atern]

"<name> has fallen to the ground."
.
.
.
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...

[Jify]

"I'm bringing one LDC with me to Fire Giants"

"Three Ghasts Incoming!"

[Aeolwind]

"Soandso yells for help off to the left of you"
"Soandso has been slain by RAWRHUGETRAIN"
"High Elves like you have ruined your own lands!"
"Train"

[messiah_b]

"Let's invis down"

"Froooooaaaaaaaaaaaak!"

"Dvin tp zome"

[Tudana]

wwwaaaaassssssddddddaaswwssaaaaaaaa............... .

[nothsa]

We can always pull hags from the tower for exp...

[Packet]

"oom!!!"

[Zordana]

"damnit i just wanna find my corpse"

[Kainzo]

"What will happen if we kill the 4th warder?"

[Loke]

Loke tells the group, 'One sec guys, I'm going to try something awesome.'

Awesome = code for stupid and reckless.

[guineapig]

"In theory this should work..."

[Peppermint]

wwwaaaaassssssddddddaaswwssaaaaaaaa............... .

Good one =)

[Dawgrin]

"I'm a paladin, but sure, I'll pull...INC a few"

[Branaddar]

"I've never pulled before, but I'll try."

(in Kael Arena camp at a raid... true story) "Hey check it out, I can sit on this wall" ... "Uh, guys I fell off"

"Let's try to AE this trash."

(from moronic anti-teamwork cowboy monk, also true story) "I've got Vindi inc single, don't tag I'll bring him right in"

"STOP DPS ON THE BOSS!!!" "TANKS GET THE ADDS!!!" etc

(From some finger-wiggler class) "Crap I got aggro, I'll kite it, taunt it off me"

"Don't evac, I got this."

(From monk) "Damn casters..."

"So... who's going to pull?"

(at any raid) "Tanks in the front! Stop creeping up!"

[Coas]

"Are you sure this can be singled?"

"Is this safe spot?"

"Whats behind this door?"

"SNARE DAMMIT SNARE!"

"Has anyone done this mob before?"

"Cleric01 has gone link dead"

"Taunt??'

"Roamers inc"

[km2783]

I can solo pull from there.

Go ahead and pull, I lulled the camp.

Mezzing %T

20m

Don't break the mez until I mem blur it a couple times

[Bentheb]

there is one rooted, it will be inc soon.

[Vache]

Typing while auto-running across Overthere on the way to Howling Stones:

"I think I'm almost to the chasm!"

[Rogean]

"Don't worry, I'm only running one query on the database..."

[Zeldak]

wwwaaaaassssssddddddaaswwssaaaaaaaa............... .

Haha, I did this one on live back in the days. =}

[Sinlea]

"Inc, a turmoil toad"

[Excision Rottun]

"Fading Memories"


"Opening a door......Breakneck, Master at Arms"

[Tallenn]

/g Mezzing %T DON'T TOUCH IT!!

[Brut]

"Inc, a turmoil toad"
Wot? How do you manage to say that? It's more like:

a turmoil toad begins to cast a spell.
You panic!
You lose control of yourself!
You try to speak but you cannot move your mouth!
You try to speak but you cannot move your mouth!
You try to speak but you cannot move your mouth!
You try to speak but you cannot move your mouth!
You regain control of yourself.
a turmoil toad begins to cast a spell.
You say, 'sadsasdadsadsa'
You panic!
You lose control of yourself!
You try to speak but you cannot move your mouth!
You try to speak but you cannot move your mouth!
...

[jelatin]

"Both DA's down"


"Don't worry guys, I'll root tank!"


"interrupted"


"dotted all of them"


"LoH'd the ranger"

[Phallax]

From a page update of my live guild in 2002. It has a deeper inside joke but the text is LOLable.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/xJeebsx/lastword.jpg

[Thrymm]

"Now you've done it! The bunnies are angry! ANGRY I TELL YOU"

[Xumosa]

"/sh spawning ring 8 event clear orc camp'

[Ellena]

"Your target has resisted your _____ spell!!"

[Spud]

Xosire tells the group 'Hi guys!'

[Shaun421]

"Welcome to Everquest"

[Xantarr]

::in lguk or solb::

"Inc 2... wait, where's the other one?"

[Falisaty]

You are missing reagents: Malachite

^ while pulling guards in WFP

"hey lets go to kedge"

[Takon]

"Don't worry, I'm only running one query on the database..."

Best thing i've seen so far, close second being the "agro something" text

"Ok guys, time for stupid moments with Takon"

[Aeolwind]

lol, famous last words of a dev:

"Let's see what happens when..."

"I'm gonna work on Day/Night for a while"
*Three Hours Pass*
"()!&%(*&#$ for the love of (&%# I hate this god #&$# bull#&$# $**@ing god #$#@ horse #$*# #$#wipe #*!#ing #$!@"

[Takon]

"()!&%(*&#$ for the love of (&%# I hate this god #&$# bull#&$# $**@ing god #$#@ horse #$*# #$#wipe #*!#ing #$!@"

Hey, its Perl script!

[abbadox]

**Karnors Castle**


/shout "TRAIN TO ZONE"

[Malrubius]

"Alright boys, rabbit stew coming right up!" - oh wait, that's not EQ.

[Droxx]

"LoH is up, right?"

[twizztid]

/gems

IT KEEPS RESISTING

Enchanter says: "Let me get aggro so my pet will attack it"

I hate Oasis! I can't wait to go to Guk or Unrest

"Someone joines party" Lol yeah we have 2 enchanters 2 wizards a ranger and now you rogue, you a lil low but we've been doing okay.

I hate falling in the fucking WATER

Hey I've never seen this mob before? Is it named? I think we can kill it, it only cons blue.

[YendorLootmonkey]

"Hey guys, mind if I join your group? I'm the guy who was DDoSing the server a few weeks ago."

[Goobles]

"I got this"

[Bodeanicus]

"E'll do you in, mate!"

[Istinkeraflort]

"It was all a waste of time"

[randy_randy_rikshaw]

"EVAC"

[Brut]

"safe room, med up"
^ preferebly in KK

usually followed by Estrella and billion mermaids swarming through a wall

[Krensit]

"It's in there."

[Kornaki]

Sergeant Slate hits YOU for 122

[Striiker]

Waaay back in the day...
<Remember when hitting the 'A' key would enable auto attack?>

As a new player, you target a guard (or merchant) and start typing to talk to him...
"Where ca"...
Guard soandso hits you for 120 points of damage..
You have died..
Loading Please Wait..

Happened to me a few times until I learned to remap the auto attack to the "~"

[to0p]

"12121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212 12121212121212121212121212"

"afk"

my 2 most common

[Xumosa]

Waaay back in the day...
<Remember when hitting the 'A' key would enable auto attack?>

As a new player, you target a guard (or merchant) and start typing to talk to him...
"Where ca"...
Guard soandso hits you for 120 points of damage..
You have died..
Loading Please Wait..

Happened to me a few times until I learned to remap the auto attack to the "~"

Is it wrong one of the 1st things i did when i started playing here was re-map my auto-attack key to A? :o

[Khebahl]

"That's it. Seriously. I'm not playing this game anymore, I QUIT!!"

[Tudana]

"taunt!..."
"Taunt!..."
"Taunt!!..."
"TAUNT!!!...dammit!"
LOADING PLEASE WAIT.....

[Tudana]

"I dont think those mobs see through invis..."

[Tallenn]

"LFG"

Sad but true. On this druid, I died maybe twice soloing up to level 32. I went LFG one night and got in a LGuk bedroom group. Went great, dinged 33, had lots of fun, good group, yada yada yada, but eventually, it ended in a wipe (nobody in the group's fault; some train from somewhere else). Soloed to 39 since then, and no deaths- not even close calls.

Don't get me wrong- I love to group. It's much more fun, and whether it's faster or not, it always SEEMS faster. It's just that I've noticed my characters die more while grouped- a scale of magnitude more. So, famous last words: "LFG"

[Desert]

heh... I just said one ingame :(

"wow, this is a pretty fuckin epic run, hope I don't die."

[Dantes]

"Did that train look bad to you guys?"

[Dotsun]

"Mezzing %T! Please wait your turn to die!"
/cast 2

[eqdruid76]

"I can't heal you if keep running out of range, STAND STILL!!!"

[Zordana]

"These solo kills are boring, can't you pull the whole zone?"

[astarothel]

That was a person from guild [x] that just ran through with all of that garbage for the second time wasn't it. Yeah, evac I think we're done here for tonight.

[Nedala]

"Succor inc!"

[Hogwash]

"Ready for singles?"
/shout Train!

[Hiragawa]

No really Mr. Ranger, we just need you to pull because of your long range! Those silly Death Touch rumors are just rumors... I swear!

*10 seconds later*

/shout RANJA DOWN!

[Atennu]

Froak!
Froak!
Froak!

"That looks like more then one."

[guineapig]

Druid says: Inc Group Chloro!

Puller says: Got three mobs inc!

[Taxi]

Please invis me before porting

[Kaleadar]

"what does purple club mean?"
"I'll show you"

[Brut]

You try to slash Translocator Whatthegnomesname, but Translocator Whatthegnomesname is INVULNERABLE!
You try to slash Translocator Whatthegnomesname, but Translocator Whatthegnomesname is INVULNERABLE!
Translocator Whatthegnomesname tries to punch YOU, but misses!
You resist the Blast of Ice spell!
You tell your guild, 'lol whats this blast of ice the TL procs?'

[Hiragawa]

As I just managed to die from...

"It looks clear, I'll alt tab for a moment and check the forums."

[Swindle]

LOADING, Please wait...
You have entered Karnor's Castle.
Venril Sathrir hits YOU
A Drolvarg Rager hits YOU
YOU have lost a level!
LOADING, please wait...
You have entered Greater Faydark.

[Spud]

Druid says: Inc Group Chloro!

Puller says: Got three mobs inc!

soo true :(

[nalkin]

"this may not be a good idea but ima bind myself in the fire giant castle"

[Rael]

"Gogo good team!"

[Zordana]

You try to slash Translocator Whatthegnomesname, but Translocator Whatthegnomesname is INVULNERABLE!
You try to slash Translocator Whatthegnomesname, but Translocator Whatthegnomesname is INVULNERABLE!
Translocator Whatthegnomesname tries to punch YOU, but misses!
You resist the Blast of Ice spell!
You tell your guild, 'lol whats this blast of ice the TL procs?'

rofl!

[Omnimorph]

It freshens your breath of course.

[BuzWeaver]

"Did I invis you guys?" I Was porting a group of Evils into EK.

[Rhianntp]

"And you LOVE IT!!!"

[Abacabb]

"Ban me then fgt!" - Abacab

[mitic]

LGuk bedroom group. Went great, dinged 33, had lots of fun, good group, yada yada yada, but eventually, it ended in a wipe (nobody in the group's fault; some train from somewhere else).

never camp directly in BR. go into the spider tunnel and camp at the first spider (at rock in corner), youll never get a train killed you again

[Caldwin]

"Do you think we were far enough away from that train that just went by"

---
While medding:
"What's that thumping sound?
"A Sand Giant hits you for 120 points of damage"
"You have died..."
"Loading Please Wait..."

---
While my mage pet was attacking a light blue willowisp and I was medding with only about 20 mana in N Karana...
"A werewolf hits you for..." (was red to my lvl 16 mage)
I then run to the guards on a hill,,,
"Why are the guards not attacking the werewolf?" ...
"But, they will attack the hill giant that just showed up."
"You have died..." (ugh, the werewolf only had maybe 5% health, but I was oom"
"Loading please wait..."

Guess where I was bound... right in front of those guards. Fortunately, someone else had showed up, killed the werewolf and was taking on the hill giant. At least I didn't have to do a corpse run.

[Dangergirl]

"TRAIN"

[Coas]

"This kill should ding me"

[JazzineCleric]

"Hey ______, you should try the boob taunt. It'll make the mobs spawn faster."

"Page Eighted"

"Why is the cleric backing away?"

"Aww, isn't it cute!?"

"Errr..."

"You don't pull fast enough."

"Can I tank one?"

[twizztid]

Pull a couple, we'll AE them.

[Phallax]

"F*ck, Abacab's in the zone."

[Micer]

Well it was right behind me...

stay close for invis song...

[oldhead]

I know a great shortcut to nagafen... this through the lava!!!

Death by imp train

[oldhead]

The exp group ender.

This camp is great exp but too easy, lets move to XXX camp. We should be able to hold it fine.

[Stickyfingers]

"Dude, were not even close to wiping..."


"Shit dude, the mob is gone, it pathed into the wall"

[Rumblefish]

"Hey, where did my pet go...?"

[Holey]

(\___/)
( -..- )
("') ("')

[Alcandre]

Was leveling in unrest with a friend(daliant) in the twenties i believe. someone trains the zone which includes torklar.

Daliant: "torklar is green im gonna go kick his ass"
5 seconds later...
Daliant has been slain by Torklar Battlemaster!

still makes me chuckle

[scecie]

From the entry room in Plane of Hate.

Raid Leader: "I told you guys not to use G-FLUX!"

Innoruk Says: "Kambei!" Kambei is summoned...

Raid Leader" "Camp now!"

[sidgb]

"Man, it was a lot easier to get back here than I thought, we should be just fine!"

[Soft]

"exp is to slow here, lets move deeper"

[Barrier]

It's been a long time so I'll try to remember this one. I'm going to pull a random name and also paraphrase a little.

Raid Leader: "Oh shit, CT is aggroed, everyone camp!"
You will camp in 5 seconds
Grimmer says, "Hahaa Fuck you Cazic, I made it!"
Cazic Thule shouts, "GRIMMER!"
Loading....

[Majuna]

"Sorry, Master.. calming down."
"Sorry, Master.. calming down."
"Sorry, Master.. calming down."
"Sorry, Master.. calming down."
"Sorry, Master.. calming down."
"Sorry, Master.. calming down."
"Sorry, Master.. calming down."
"Sorry, Master.. calming down."
"Sorry, Master.. calming down."
"Sorry, Master.. calming down."
"Sorry, Master.. calming down."
"Sorry, Master.. calming down."
"Sorry, Master.. calming down."
"Sorry, Master.. calming down."

[Berktin]

"Brb guys Wife aggro" .................................................. ..................................45mins later....ok we need to replace him.

[Daywolf]

Ding!

[Lord Adamyte]

"Groupmate MacGee tells the party, 'Popped Lesson.' "

"A jester of bristlebane says, 'Try a bite of my tasty bread. I make it myself.' "

"Standfast has joined the group."

"Mata Muram fixes his gaze on one of your companions."

YOU HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED.

"You feel as if you are about to fall."

"The door is locked and you are not holding the key."

"Insufficient mana to cast this spell."

<Insert BSoD here.>

"Strandedpc MacGee tells/shout/says to whatever, 'Where is the zone out in Fear?' "

"You are now A.F.K. (Away From Keyboard)."

"You feel yourself starting to appear."

"You have joined a pickup group."

"Your gate is too unstable and collapses."

"Welcome! You've got mail."

"The portal collapses before you can escape!"

"Priest of Discord says 'You fool!' "

"You have entered The Steam Factory."

"Rinmark tells the party, 'INC------> %t! BANZAI!!!'
'Rinmark tells the party, 'Such is the will of Cazic Thule!' " <====< Because it's too easy to take a knock at myself.

[Feather]

Level 50 warrior to level 5 warrior: Type /d for donation.

[Zigo]

"Ok when we go inside, nobody walk onto the fucking round carpet ok!?"

[Durison]

Member tells you, "Hey dude CT is up!!"
You tell member, "serious?!?"
You tell guild, "OMG CT IS UP!"
You tell member, "You sure? he is not on track"
Member tells you, "Yeah I see his name where the golem spawns, and he is invisible"
You tell member, "GG.."
You tell guild, "NVM, CT is not up..."

[Daywolf]

"re-ding!"

5 minutes pass...

"re-re-ding!"

(actually I did this last night, just had sense not to shout out dings lol)

[harnold]

"i just crapped my briefs"

[SpartanEQ]

I'll just play casually.

[Auvdar]

" I can solo that no problem "

[Kohedron]

"Who is the healer?" quote from the only healer in the group

[bubba]

Just make sure you all spell my name right when you die so I can drag back to zone in

[Arteker]

A paladin will never Tank in plane of time .

furor circa his epic brain balls meltdown in pop

[Sajan]

lol this made my lol!!!

That was my favorite one too :D

[Pint]

Hold on let me calm that

[phobus]

Does this mob gate?

[kaev]

Watch this

[Flipsyo]

train

[Rhambuk]

Don't worry about my mana just pull

[t0lkien]

Goons to zone!

[Rhambuk]

My favorite and these are always last words in the right spot.

Phat Lewts

[hillgiantchamp]

"Anyone have a fish scale asap??!"

"Fefifofum forget enduring breath again?"

"Clerics camp!"

[fishingme]

"Yeah, that guy is a dick. I'm going to go train him, is your cleric parked nearby?"

[susvain0362]

"Lets try leveling in swamp of no hope, no one ever goes there"

[appariti0n]

"Nah, we're good without a cleric, we won't need resses."

[Atmas]

"this pull should ding me"

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

"I'll divy up the gems after we done"

[Hawala]

"DING! Memorizing my new spells"

[Vadd]

"I'll pull."

[Metra_Sexual]

"Have the cleric lull it before you split"

[mtb tripper]

"Wonder if I can kill this guard."

[Snackies]

"Make sure you con these wurms as you run past them to make sure they don't see invis everyone."

[Shinko]

"Hey lets join TMO"

[Atmas]

"Hey let's join Shinko's latest guild."

[fishingme]

"Hey lets join TMO"

lol +1

[Arkaan]

there is one rooted, it will be inc soon.

I ROFL'd

"Hey, let gflux a mage up there"

[Pringles]

"some inc"