Taxi Driver of Pandemonium

[Volga]

Now I know Pyzjin isn't a contestable camp but damn, I spent 3-days in Qhills and logged some pretty good hours in there. I killed her 5 times with no love and had another dude already jack the kill from me so I was getting annoyed with the whole thing.

Night falls in QHills and it's me and Taxi in the zone.. Pyz pops and I engage.. Now, I'm an noob so I can't insta kill her and if her snare lands on me I'm effed as was the case this time.

Anyhow, over the hill comes Taxi - he can see I've clearly engaged her and that I'm at half health and in abit of trouble so what happens? BOOM.. he 1 shots her.

She lay there with her wee glowing red fist while the midget dances on her body and then.. he loots. and dances some more.

Then..

He hands me the stone..

Taxi - you're a stand up guy. /salute.

Now I'm off to level abit so Pyz can't rape me anymore.

[spoolie]

haha... what a twist!!

[Rowl]

Me AGreE He maDe Me HaPPy

[eqdruid76]

Bravo Taxi!! That gives me a raging semi!!!

[Taxi]

Haha i saw him camp that zone for 2 days, if we woulda been on a pvp server i would have kept the stone and killed you, too! Enjoy ;)

[Brut]

Camped that booger 3 days, killed 10+ times and always got daggers. You lucky rat. =p

Gratses on stone!

[Taxi]

Lol someone just told me how rare this item was, if WI wants to donate some gear to me for my act of random kindness (fishbone earring laying around?) i wont fight it haha.

[Sadface]

Yeah you messed up bro

[VictoryARC]

Good form Taxi!

[Alleusion]

Well done!

[Asun]

/salute

[Senadin]

I was looking at the thread prior to reading it and thought to myself, this cant be right..... Not in rants and flames, Not Taxi!


Good twist!

Kudos to Taxi

[Bumamgar]

Lol someone just told me how rare this item was, if WI wants to donate some gear to me for my act of random kindness (fishbone earring laying around?) i wont fight it haha.

Sadly WI is still just a bunch of mid-level newbies right now. We're drinking our milk though!

[Taxi]

Re-reading the post i realize that you knew you couldnt take her. You shouldnt have accepted the gbs, you should have sent that kindness right back and told me "nah man, i couldnt have killed her anyway, keep it". I thought if you were camping her its cuz you could take her lol. But whatev

[astarothel]

I killed her 5 times with no love and had another dude already jack the kill from me so I was getting annoyed with the whole thing.

Re-reading the post i realize that you knew you couldnt take her. You shouldnt have accepted the gbs, you should have sent that kindness right back and told me "nah man, i couldnt have killed her anyway, keep it". I thought if you were camping her its cuz you could take her lol. But whatev

Sounds like someone has a serious case of regretsies. Good job though on managing to tank any sort of positive rep gains with the community, and tossing this thread back into the R&F world where it belongs. :rolleyes:

[Taxi]

Sounds like someone has a serious case of regretsies. Good job though on managing to tank any sort of positive rep gains with the community, and tossing this thread back into the R&F world where it belongs. :rolleyes:

Bah people know me, i do these kinds of things all the time, its not your little selective quoting thats gonna change that. If i have a serious case of regretsies as you call it is that ive thought this over, and also suspect he was dual boxing, so standing there for 2 days is just *shrug*. Its not the fact that i want that item back, its just i didnt have the right intel to make the correct decision. But not like i care much, i will still power level random folks for 4 hours straight and port for CRs and all that good stuff.

[Kraftwerk]

Taxi ports me places all the time, sometimes even whispers me asking if i need to go somewhere if he isn't busy. I think someone missed the meeting on Druids being anon farmbots without SoW memmed.

[Fippy]

Nicely done Taxi!

Athe Lullaby

[guineapig]

And here I was expecting another flame thread. Nicely done!

[astarothel]

Haha i saw him camp that zone for 2 days, if we woulda been on a pvp server i would have kept the stone and killed you, too! Enjoy ;)


suspect he was dual boxing

Abrupt change of heart much? You went from congratulating the guy in one reply to allegations of boxing in a later one. Admittedly the guy knew how rare it was and how much it was worth and you didn't, but you U-turned on that one pretty quick (and its worth like 8k, so I understand to have a random act of generosity come back to kick you in the sack sucks).

OP could have said "dude this is worth like... a lot are you sure."
You could have asked someone quick or thought about it for a minute.

Oh my god -- dichotomous fault!

[Reiker]

Grats taxi on being an idiot

[Taxi]

Grats taxi on being an idiot

Haha whatever, i really dont care much, its just an item in a video game. Grats on being a typical TLDR/fail douchebag, i bet your social skills are really stellar. It was just a nice gift and i wish that it went to someone who appreciated it more and deserved it. Its not the action of giving the item itself that i regret. Matters closed to me anyway :D

[eqholmes]

This sounds like having a hot girlfriend and dumping her due to being annoying as hell. Then after a few days without sex, your like dam I miss that crazy good sex (regret). Then your like dam I wish I could be sex buddies with her still. So back to the game aspect, it was very NICE of Taxi to give it to him maybe not realizing what he had exactly, so maybe the sex buddies can be like sell the item and split it and everyone’s happy? (I just wanted to use sex as much in a paragraph as I could.) Either way Taxi sounds like a stand up guy

[Arkis]

Haha Taxi is an awesome guy ^.^ (3 50s).

-Tones

[null1fy]

Haha Taxi is an awesome guy ^.^ (3 50s).

-Tones

Shut up, Tones! I have THREE LEVEL FIFTIES.

THREE.

[Arkis]

hahhahahaha

[Taxi]

Lol so im talking to OP right now, and turns out he wrote the whole thing more dramatic just so the post would have more effect, i guess it worked lol. So its all cool, he has the thingie and im a carebear and soon will have 3 fiddies!

[Volga]

I tried to choose my word carefully to support the twist and while doing so I didn't want to give anyone the perception that Taxi had done me wrong.

He's a good guy =)

[nalkin]

im confused. Does taxi regret it or not and do we or do we not like him? Someone sum it up for me.

[Taxi]

im confused. Does taxi regret it or not and do we or do we not like him? Someone sum it up for me.

You should be confused lol i was confused too.

[Ihealyou]

Taxi drivers scare me.

[Reiker]

Haha whatever, i really dont care much, its just an item in a video game. Grats on being a typical TLDR/fail douchebag, i bet your social skills are really stellar. It was just a nice gift and i wish that it went to someone who appreciated it more and deserved it. Its not the action of giving the item itself that i regret. Matters closed to me anyway :D

wut

[Humwawa]

I camped Pyzjn too at a low level, and something very similar happened to me.

I'd been camping her for 8 or 9 hours at 15, and after killing a wandering necromancer fellow, I ran back to the ruins and saw her pathing up to them with a stone! I'd killed her 3 times that day already with no luck, and was so excited..

As I was medding, just about ready to go, a mage runs up to the ruins and starts a nuke up.. and I think I screamed IRL as well as ingame. I was so upset...

Then she turned around and handed it to me. Her name is Lorea Braveblaze of IB. I still wear it, and I've never forgotten it. It's my favorite item.

[Abacabb]

When I was a young barbarian in Qeynos hills, by young I mean level 50 I saw over by the ruins several low level casters with nothing more than a rusty dagger and a fire beetle eye consistently clearing the ruins in hopes of their stone...

I stayed there hidden watching these young casters slowly dwindle and lose hope when all of a sudden Pyzjn spawns and starts climbing the hill with stone in hand! The group of casters become over zealous, they send their pets in charge up their lazers when all of a sudden Pzyjn shouts....


Stop thief!

Damn straight I fuckin' pickpocketed the stone, linked it and sold for a cool 10k and gave no fuck about those noobs

What? Did you think this was going to be another act of kindness story? Fuck casters!

[Neno]

When I was a young barbarian in Qeynos hills, by young I mean level 50 I saw over by the ruins several low level casters with nothing more than a rusty dagger and a fire beetle eye consistently clearing the ruins in hopes of their stone...

I stayed there hidden watching these young casters slowly dwindle and lose hope when all of a sudden Pyzjn spawns and starts climbing the hill with stone in hand! The group of casters become over zealous, they send their pets in charge up their lazers when all of a sudden Pzyjn shouts....


Stop thief!

Damn straight I fuckin' pickpocketed the stone, linked it and sold for a cool 10k and gave no fuck about those noobs

What? Did you think this was going to be another act of kindness story? Fuck casters!

Two thumbs up.

[Elendae]

Expected a fresh prince of bel-air ending.

[Secrets]

Now I know Pyzjin isn't a contestable camp but damn, I spent 3-days in Qhills and logged some pretty good hours in there. I killed her 5 times with no love and had another dude already jack the kill from me so I was getting annoyed with the whole thing.

Night falls in QHills and it's me and Taxi in the zone.. Pyz pops and I engage.. Now, I'm an noob so I can't insta kill her and if her snare lands on me I'm effed as was the case this time.

Anyhow, over the hill comes Taxi - he can see I've clearly engaged her and that I'm at half health and in abit of trouble so what happens? BOOM.. he 1 shots her.

She lay there with her wee glowing red fist while the midget dances on her body and then.. my auntie and uncle told me I am gonna be living in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.

If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, nah, forget it, yo home to Bel-air.

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled at the cab "YO HOME SMELL YA LATER!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.

[President]

Homie...

[Volga]

Now I know Pyzjin isn't a contestable camp but damn, I spent 3-days in Qhills and logged some pretty good hours in there. I killed her 5 times with no love and had another dude already jack the kill from me so I was getting annoyed with the whole thing.

Night falls in QHills and it's me and Taxi in the zone.. Pyz pops and I engage.. Now, I'm an noob so I can't insta kill her and if her snare lands on me I'm effed as was the case this time.

Anyhow, over the hill comes Taxi - he can see I've clearly engaged her and that I'm at half health and in abit of trouble so what happens? BOOM.. he 1 shots her.

She lay there with her wee glowing red fist while the midget dances on her body and then.. my auntie and uncle told me I am gonna be living in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.

If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, nah, forget it, yo home to Bel-air.

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled at the cab "YO HOME SMELL YA LATER!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.

hahahhaha..

That I guess is how I should have written it )

[xshayla701]

Now I know Pyzjin isn't a contestable camp but damn, I spent 3-days in Qhills and logged some pretty good hours in there. I killed her 5 times with no love and had another dude already jack the kill from me so I was getting annoyed with the whole thing.

Night falls in QHills and it's me and Taxi in the zone.. Pyz pops and I engage.. Now, I'm an noob so I can't insta kill her and if her snare lands on me I'm effed as was the case this time.

Anyhow, over the hill comes Taxi - he can see I've clearly engaged her and that I'm at half health and in abit of trouble so what happens? BOOM.. he 1 shots her.

She lay there with her wee glowing red fist while the midget dances on her body and then.. my auntie and uncle told me I am gonna be living in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.

If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, nah, forget it, yo home to Bel-air.

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled at the cab "YO HOME SMELL YA LATER!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.


LOVE

[jilena]

When I was a young barbarian in Qeynos hills, by young I mean level 50 I saw over by the ruins several low level casters with nothing more than a rusty dagger and a fire beetle eye consistently clearing the ruins in hopes of their stone...

I stayed there hidden watching these young casters slowly dwindle and lose hope when all of a sudden Pyzjn spawns and starts climbing the hill with stone in hand! The group of casters become over zealous, they send their pets in charge up their lazers when all of a sudden Pzyjn shouts....


Stop thief!

Damn straight I fuckin' pickpocketed the stone, linked it and sold for a cool 10k and gave no fuck about those noobs

What? Did you think this was going to be another act of kindness story? Fuck casters!

Casters don't need loot it doesn't improve their damage in classic. Fuck em.

[Kainzo]

Haha i saw him camp that zone for 2 days, if we woulda been on a pvp server i would have kept the stone and killed you, too! Enjoy ;)

Taxi is a good driver ;)

[Peppermint]

Taxi kicks ass!

[Wargazm]

i have 30+ kills on that mob over a weeks period...no stone, and i wouldnt sell it either