Whoah-Oh, New Mexico

[Hasbinlulz]

I'll be road-tripping through New Mexico some time in the next couple weeks. What should I tie on the strings trolling (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolling_%28fishing%29) behind my car in order to catch a Trollina?

[Lexical]

My deepest sympathies go out to you whilst venturing through that desolate wasteland.

[Hasbinlulz]

Also Tralina, let's have a beer and sex while I'm in town.

[SamwiseRed]

dont take too kindly to strangers round here

[Shannacore]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/245/Do_Not_Want_Dog%20(1).jpg

[Ephirith]

hot dogs and morning after pills

[Barkingturtle]

I can't fap to this.

[Swish]

I don't know if this is a legit way of measuring intelligence, but I've been to America a bunch of times, and I think the shittest/stupidest service I ever got at restaurants/drive-thrus in any state had to be New Mexico.

Artesia particularly!

[dredge]

Make sure that hipster guy has a handle bar mustache and women's eyeglasses

[Hasbinlulz]

dont take too kindly to strangers round here
fight irl?
do u even lift?

[FoxxHound]

I can't fap to this.