If you believe in god, you're an idiot... (TMO HAS HERPES* EDITION)

[Hasbinlulz]

Credit for this post is due to Chtulu, from whom the idea for such a post has been blatantly stolen.

Here is Dawkins servin' it up to some dumbs at Cambridge. Interesting video.

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Basically, what they are saying, is that if you're a religious person, you're an idiot.

* TMO Has Herpes is the name of the SuperPAC sponsoring this post, and should not make you think that individuals within TMO have herpes at higher than the normal rate of the general population. Which is one in six. (http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm) One out of every six members of TMO has herpes, statistically speaking. TMO has like 300 members, so it follows that ~50 people in TMO are infected by genital herpes.

Fact:
50 people in TMO have genital herpes.

So in addition to talking about how god is dumb, let's everyone make a list of those members in TMO you think most likely tainted by genital herpes.

[Doors]

"Hey gaiz if u believe in god u r an idiot lol"

"Hey gaiz aliens r real if u dont believe in aliens u r an idiot lol"

[Hasbinlulz]

Way to refresh our memories as to the entirety of the content of the old post Doors. Now we don't need to rehash any of that old stuff, and can move on to new territory. You're an a+ poster and I always enjoy what you have to say.

[Rain1]

lmfao why wouldn't you post Bill O'Reilly saying that Christianity is not a "religion" that was wayyyyy better

[Hasbinlulz]

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[Hasbinlulz]

Pat Robertson Dispels Creationist Idea That Earth Is 6,000 Years Old (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/28/pat-robertson-creationism-earth-is-not-6000-years-old_n_2207275.html?utm_hp_ref=science&ir=Science)

[Hailto]

I would like to fight you IRL Hasbinbad, not because i disagree with this specific thread, but because i think you're a cunt. Come @ me.

[Hasbinlulz]

let me aks u do u even lift?

[Rain1]

ty Hasbin

[Rain1]

and i do lift...as a liberal!!

[Hasbinlulz]

I'm p. sure jeremy has tha cherps.

[Daldolma]

^ fat

[Loly Taa]

^ fat

Agreed, Hasbinwanting attention for a long time.

[Hasbinlulz]

^ fat

[Hasbinlulz]

Agreed, Hasbinwanting attention for a long time.
also, according to statistics, u prolly hav herpes.

[Alarti0001]

also, according to statistics, u prolly hav herpes.

the 1 in 6 statistics is a scientific study conducted randomly over a population.

When you choose an entity or group to apply statistics to you are doing it wrong. You would have to run an entirely different study for p99 to be accurate

[Halfelfbard]

I think this post is all wrong. I gave 50 people in TMO herpes.

[Hasbinlulz]

the 1 in 6 statistics is a scientific study conducted randomly over a population.

When you choose an entity or group to apply statistics to you are doing it wrong. You would have to run an entirely different study for p99 to be accurate
ur just saying that to cover up the fact that u hav herpes

[gotrocks]

the 1 in 6 statistics is a scientific study conducted randomly over a population.

When you choose an entity or group to apply statistics to you are doing it wrong. You would have to run an entirely different study for p99 to be accurate

Far to serious a response for a poor troll.

[Hasbinlulz]

Far to serious a response for a poor troll.
pls don't make fun of my pal alarti, he is an a+ poster and i would consider a close personal friend.

[Hasbinlulz]

i just saw life of pi. it will make u believe in god.

[Eashan3.0]

are they are Pro-Nazi's

[Hasbinlulz]

god eashan you're such an idiot.. you can't even ineffectually gibber correctly.

[Eashan3.0]

whats a gibber..... are they pro Nazi? ..... :) its cool man I still love you even though your you smoke weed like the rest of the sheep

[Smyd]

god eashan you're such an idiot.. you can't even ineffectually gibber correctly.

shouldn't you be out hugging a tree somewhere?

[chtulu]

I just logged in to tell hasbin "fuck you" for being an idiot whom I lump with fundamentalist religious zealots and George W. Bush Jr.

[Hasbinlulz]

Luckily the best thing u ever did in life was start the original version of this post, so nobody gives a fuck. ;)

[Slave]

* TMO Has Herpes is the name of the SuperPAC sponsoring this post, and should not make you think that individuals within TMO have herpes at higher than the normal rate of the general population. Which is one in six. (http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm) One out of every six members of TMO has herpes, statistically speaking. TMO has like 300 members, so it follows that ~50 people in TMO are infected by genital herpes.

Fact:
50 people in TMO have genital herpes.


This is assuming that people in TMO have sexual intercourse at the same rates as the general population which I would assert is a ridiculous assumption.

[Hasbinlulz]

This is assuming that people in TMO have sexual intercourse at the same rates as the general population which I would assert is a ridiculous assumption.
lol

[Hasbinlulz]

Diggles has herpes.

[Hasbinlulz]

bump to annoy you.

[quido]

I have herpes and am a virgin. It's the fucking immaculate herpeal conception.

[Hasbinlulz]

The Virgin Jeremary

[Deanob]

Diggles has herpes.

You'd have to have sex to get that. You give that nerd too much credit.

[Jacquouille]

I have herpes and am a virgin. It's the fucking immaculate herpeal conception.

[Hasbinlulz]

You'd have to have sex to get that. You give that nerd too much credit.
Toilet seats in Alaska are a bitch.

Hi Deano :)

[Auditore]

Toilet seats in Alaska are a bitch.

Hi Deano :)

sum1 is mad

i pee on toilet seats before i sit down to purify them.

[Auditore]

but no, some magget calling another magget a nerd on a 13 year old game emulator message board is fuckin hilarious

[Fael]

does simplex 1 count, or are you talking only about simplex 2.

[Lexical]

does simplex 1 count, or are you talking only about simplex 2.

It counts.

[gotrocks]

I have herpes and am a virgin. It's the fucking immaculate herpeal conception.

Dude.

That really fucking sucks.

But,

Are your herpes the new messiah?

[Hasbinlulz]

Gervais nails me @ 10:20

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[Deanob]

Toilet seats in Alaska are a bitch.

Hi Deano :)

lol hey bro