Petition to Ban All Players

[Tricky Beverage]

Just do it. You know you want to.

[jerok88]

lmao I was going to make this thread but thought it'd be too douchy

[Tricky Beverage]

Douchebaggery has never stopped me before and I won't let it stop me now.

I'm not saying we should do anything crazy like delete the server or reset it or any nonsense like that. I'm just saying we should ban every player and leave it empty like a derelict space ship floating through the space. I mean we need to be sensible, after all.

[Swish]

I'm just saying we should ban every player and leave it empty like a derelict space ship floating through the space. I mean we need to be sensible, after all.

You can have all of this on Red :)

[Hailto]

1,000 post mark for master swish

[nilbog]

http://thebeausejourpulpit.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/end-of-the-world.jpg

[Urbanzkopf]

shit, maybe the end is here nilbog confirming it.

[Tricky Beverage]

Intimidation at its finest, lets just dare them to ban the cheaters. Take your sorry ass back somewhere else and cheat, stay banned. Loser

HOLY UNDEAD STEVE IRWINS RIDING ON VOLKSWAGEN-SIZED STINGRAYS! This is a lot of umad over a simple suggestion. Go shit up someone else's troll thread. May I be so bold as to suggest this one (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=91767)?

I'll bet this Raptur guy is super fun at parties. Do you think women can hear his bad grammar and weak grasp of the English language when he's insisting that Magic: The Gathering (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic:_The_Gathering) is really much cooler than people give it credit for? Or are those things only apparent when he's being an internet tough guy?

But back to the real issue at hand --

Ban everyone as in everyone cheats and uses 3rd party software?

Sorry bud, but it's not true.

I'm not taking a position as to whether anyone is cheating or has ever cheated. I am merely suggesting that Nilbog should ban each and every one of us who has ever played Project 1999, forever. And I'd further suggest that any new players who try to log onto the Project 1999 servers should also be banned indefinitely.

It's the only proven method of preventing cheating altogether.

JOIN THE RIGHTEOUS CRUSADE, FRIENDS!!

[Tricky Beverage]

Also, thanks for the reply, Nilbog. With the amount of Mountain Dew frothing out of nerd jowls at the moment, I'm glad to hear that someone is on board with this petition.

[Extunarian]

shit, maybe the end is here nilbog confirming it.

it's going to happen when he hits 10,000 posts

[Snagglepuss]

I'm glad the spirit of Harrison lives on! Where is he when we need justice most?

[Raavak]

Wtf, why are people trying to turn these forums into https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/

[godlovesninjas]

It's the only proven method of preventing cheating altogether.

Nothin' in the world to deter a criminal like a punishment that fits the crime. You have to give people a reason to not do wrong, and a repercussion to fear is the best deterrent. Works on my kids, anyway.

I guess I just don't get the principle of the whole thing. Why come to a server designed to have all the "easymode" stuff removed, to be a challenge to you, to kick your ass a little and not baby you... and you cheat to make it easier.

:confused:

[fadetree]

why are people trying to be serious in a thread that clearly is all ironical 'n stuff?

But for what its worth BAN US ALL. Including devs. I dares you.