Enchanter

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Against my better judgment, Pippa has been encouraging me to find a guild. I know: who can resist her charm, and exuberance? None, that's who.

But one does not simply sally forth in to a guild.

And by the way, if Sally Forth is not the most hilarious comic strip in American newspapers, I am standing stout to ask, oh yeah, and what is better?

My outstanding characteristic is that I irritate people in competing guilds. I get inside their heads. Just like Kobe Bryant. I hear he is quite the "psyche out" master among you Americans.

I used to be mainly known for passing out on raids and ruining evenings. I'm sober now. But the psych meds I take to handle my imbalances -- aka the Psychic Sledgehammer -- means I still pass out and ruin evenings.

Circle of life, I say.

I want a raid guild.

Keep me in mind.

I'm not rushing my time as a toon. I do not play alts. You can search forums for this char name. I am against any form of Chinese deception.



edit: not for gear. good lord, an enchanter who wants gear is like a circumcised dick that wishes to have its prepuce back. Why? I always ask.