Flavor Text on the main load screen...

[Dakliq3]

is much appreciated and entertaining! "Sharpening swords... Stringing bows... Banging your keyboard will not make this go faster!"

Anyway, I've never noticed anyone mention them, thought I'd bring a little attention to them!

[Urbanzkopf]

"Half Elves are now 0.49999999999999 Elves"

[Ahldagor]

filling halflings with pie

[NGHpnotiq]

Wood Elves are now 34% Smoothier

[Kika Maslyaka]

Flavor Text is not classic.
It must be removed!
Devs, quickly, make this your priority!

[purist 4.0]

Polishing Erudite foreheads...
Teaching snakes how to kick...

[Swish]

Hiding catnip from Vah'Shir .... (terrible)

[Snagglepuss]

If you dark elves, do you get wine?
Doing something that you don't want to know... I can't remember lol.

[Yibz]

The "Look out behind you" one always freaked me out on live as I tended to play very late in the dark.

[Cymeon]

I'm pretty sure they were in classic. I remember trying to decipher the "LuRn To sPEaK OgRE" one

[falkun]

I believe these sayings came out with Luclin. An Allakhazam article about them is located here: http://everquest.allakhazam.com/story.html?story=691

[Lagaidh]

The one that always pissed me off was "Don't wait if you don't want to"

Now, I'm a programmer, so by default, I'm a smart ass. All programmers are smart asses if they're worth two picoshits at their work. (See? Picoshit. We can't help ourselves! *ahem*)

That said... don't thumb your nose at the gravy train. And if you know the gravy train is addicted with no MMO competition on the horizon and you STILL thumb your nose... then you're just being a dick on purpose!

I hate it when folks are consciously being a dick to me. Accidents happen... we're all a dick to someone sometime. It's when it's on purpose that it's just so mean-spirited you wish mean shit back at the pixels making up the words. Tis a dick that mocks a waiting person who doesn't want to wait!

Wait...

What?