Suck it you obese gun-toting yanks

[Heebee]

"AMERICANS suffer far more violent deaths and are unhealthier than people in any other wealthy nation, according to a report by two of the nation's leading health research institutions."

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/americans-die-younger-than-others-study/story-e6frfkui-1226550943253

[kenzar]

Oh yeah? Say that to my gun..err face!
What do they know anyway, you people from the southern hemisphere live upside-down.

[Heebee]

you people from the southern hemisphere live upside-down.

I hear living upside-down increases your life expectancy.

[hatelore]

More people die In America every year from hammers then guns yo~ Fuckin hammers rule!

[Furniture]

you forgot to mention the part about americans clearly being better then everyone else

[vaylorie]

you forgot to mention the part about americans clearly being better then everyone else

+1 Great poster, would read again!!1!1

[Twoberries]

you forgot to mention the part about americans clearly being fatter then everyone else

[Twoberries]

+1 Great poster, would read again!!1!1

^
spell-checked that for ya - read again please.

[Arclyte]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ooa98FHuaU0

[vaylorie]

You guys are proud that you live a couple years longer in the 'oops, I crapped my pants' years of life. In the meantime, Americans spend their lives shooting shit, driving fast, making bad decisions, eating whatever they want, boats and hoes, etc. Oh, and we end up wealthier than others.

All you get for having a stick up your ass is 2 more years of crapping your pants. I call it a good trade.

[hatelore]

You guys are proud that you live a couple years longer in the 'oops, I crapped my pants' years of life. In the meantime, Americans spend their lives shooting shit, driving fast, making bad decisions, eating whatever they want, boats and hoes, etc. Oh, and we end up wealthier than others.

All you get for having a stick up your ass is 2 more years of crapping your pants. I call it a good trade.


Lol , good post.

[hatelore]

Boats and hoes was a +40 point comment yo~

[Hitchens]

http://i46.tinypic.com/dwub20.jpg

[FoxxHound]

But, but, butt...
We need r guns. Government gun rip us from our homes, and round us up, and put us in camps! Or worse. Make us pay more taxes! Dem liberal fucks.
Dat gay agenda too. Lemme tell yuh how horrible dem homo shexuals r. Dey ruin our marriage. Gunna need r guns to fend off dem dangerous homos too.
Wut bout da little man trying to mah money? I rned it. Dis is murica.


^^ Yeah I think that just about sums it up bro.

[patriot1776]

Dude fuck off Australia, you're still a british colony rofl

[Alawen]

You guys are proud that you live a couple years longer in the 'oops, I crapped my pants' years of life. In the meantime, Americans spend their lives shooting shit, driving fast, making bad decisions, eating whatever they want, boats and hoes, etc. Oh, and we end up wealthier than others.

All you get for having a stick up your ass is 2 more years of crapping your pants. I call it a good trade.

Actually, Americans have a shorter healthy lifespan as well, so we get to the crapping our pants before the rest of the developed world. Congratulations to all of you for enjoying your guns, fast food, and Prozac.

[patriot1776]

Throughout history only slaves have been disarmed.

[Alawen]

Dude fuck off Australia, you're still a british colony rofl

Hmm, what other country was a British colony?

[EvilMallet]

-was- a british colony

austrailia still -IS- a british colony

[patriot1776]

not to mention violent crime and break-ins skyrocketed when australia took the rifles

http://loveforlife.com.au/files/prbsolution_dees.jpg

[Tarathiel]

Actually, Americans have a shorter healthy lifespan as well, so we get to the crapping our pants before the rest of the developed world. Congratulations to all of you for enjoying your guns, fast food, and Prozac.

oh shit the life the of the party is up in this bitch

[Heavydrop]

Nice avatar of a guy pointing a gun at me

[Daldolma]

But, but, butt...
We need r guns. Government gun rip us from our homes, and round us up, and put us in camps! Or worse. Make us pay more taxes! Dem liberal fucks.
Dat gay agenda too. Lemme tell yuh how horrible dem homo shexuals r. Dey ruin our marriage. Gunna need r guns to fend off dem dangerous homos too.
Wut bout da little man trying to mah money? I rned it. Dis is murica.


^^ Yeah I think that just about sums it up bro.

Yes because that's never happened.

Americans might be paranoid of government, but the fact that Europeans aren't is far more baffling.

Not even a century removed from people literally being ripped from their homes and shot or shipped to extermination camps by the government.

[nichomachean]

http://i46.tinypic.com/dwub20.jpg

Hitchens wins again.

[Tarathiel]

Americans might be paranoid of government, but the fact that Europeans aren't is far more baffling.

Not even a century removed from people literally being ripped from their homes and shot or shipped to extermination camps by the government.

lol'd irl

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.302.302/p403x403/408709_524321470921209_1158588265_n.jpg

[Hailto]

"AMERICANS suffer far more violent deaths and are unhealthier than people in any other wealthy nation, according to a report by two of the nation's leading health research institutions."

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/americans-die-younger-than-others-study/story-e6frfkui-1226550943253

Guess what Aussie, America still does not care what you think, I know it bothers you all greatly, its very obvious.

[baub]

what google things of Australia

http://www.sydney-australia.biz/western-australia/graphics/western-australia-kangaroo-beach.jpg

and MURICA?

http://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/Ronald+Reagan+riding+a+velociraptor+while+shooting +an+uzi+_54fa9f309c089310a9917d48875ee503.jpg



















http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/wp-content/oldimages/nakedcapitalism/3/_qFiyjwMlP0Y/SdwHjNkEF3I/AAAAAAAAAsM/vABYGeG7SNQ/s400/CheckmateD.jpg

[Alawen]

baub: An American success story in pictures.

[Hitchens]

Can you handle how far down this rabbit hole goes?

http://i47.tinypic.com/2z3yn9x.jpg

[Itap]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/meanwhile-in-america-meme-28.jpg

[Hitchens]

People sublimate their own sense of being persecuted into elaborate theories about society. Because governance and politics is always at a remove from daily practice, and yet it also presents a seeming wall of opposition to their self-proclaimed sense of freedom, people create explanatory frameworks to make sense of their own lack of control. And when events happen that don't directly impact them, but nevertheless afflict their sense of self, they create elaborate networks of connection that link back to their own lives. It is, in a way, a form of paranoid narcissism.

[Vadd]

Yes because that's never happened.

Americans might be paranoid of government, but the fact that Europeans aren't is far more baffling.

Not even a century removed from people literally being ripped from their homes and shot or shipped to extermination camps by the government.

Word.