Poll of the day: "Sit" or "Stand" to wipe?

[Peatree]

Who knew? :confused:

[Loli Pops]

i shower after EVERY dump

[Itap]

I stand, and use baby whipes

[MrSparkle001]

People stand to wipe? That's as weird as those squatting japanese toilets.

[Strifer]

People stand to wipe? That's as weird as those squatting japanese toilets.

[Vaken]

I stand, and use baby whipes

+1

[myriverse]

Sitting seems awkward... like I didn't even realize it was possible until this thread.

Not that I considered the topic very much.

[Alawen]

i shower after EVERY dump

Same, but I'm pretty much like a clock since basic training back in the day. Shit, shower and shave.

[gotrocks]

I think this really has more to do with how YOU were taught how to wipe your ass when you were a kid.

The reality here is, if you arent sitting down when you wipe your ass, you aren't cleaning your ass properly. Unless you're doing a sort of "squat" stand to wipe, you wont be able to get a lot of that nasty left behind.

Most of you standers probably wont believe me but... its true. Sit when you wipe!

[Breeziyo]

I think this really has more to do with how YOU were taught how to wipe your ass when you were a kid.

The reality here is, if you arent sitting down when you wipe your ass, you aren't cleaning your ass properly. Unless you're doing a sort of "squat" stand to wipe, you wont be able to get a lot of that nasty left behind.

Most of you standers probably wont believe me but... its true. Sit when you wipe!

I do a squat kind of thing, definitely don't stand up straight. I just don't want to risk putting my hand in the toilet water so I stand up a bit.

[myriverse]

I think this really has more to do with how YOU were taught how to wipe your ass when you were a kid.

The reality here is, if you arent sitting down when you wipe your ass, you aren't cleaning your ass properly. Unless you're doing a sort of "squat" stand to wipe, you wont be able to get a lot of that nasty left behind.

Most of you standers probably wont believe me but... its true. Sit when you wipe!
Calling it a "squat" isn't right, but it's definitely not a full stand. I'm not going to debate this inane thing, but let's just say 50 years of my experience says you're wrong.

[Lexical]

What a SHITTY thread.


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