SCAM ALERT: NORDENWATCH HAMMERS FOUND DEFECTIVE

[Splorf22]

I have just heard from several unhappy clients of the scam artist known as Nordenwatch. Apparently the hammers he sells take 2-3 times longer to proc than normal ones. No one knows why he does it this way, but I recommend you buy hammers from a more reputable source, like, uh, me.

[Nordenwatch]

I heard Loraen will lure you into see invis cliff golems after he sells you a hammer!

[Kalman]

Can I have a free test exemplare to verify if this is true?

[Nordenwatch]

Can I have a free test exemplare to verify if this is true?

Sure! meet me by the Royals in Chardok in about 5 minutes and we'll run there together holding hands

[chuggy]

Cut this out you fools. I'm way too important to read these troll threads.

[Heavydrop]

Sounds like the cure is more dexterity... and cowbell... definately more cowbell

[gotrocks]

lol, this cracked me up.

down with nordenwatch and his bullshithammers!!

[Nordenwatch]

My hammers work! They're not made in China or anything...

[xarzzardorn]

down w/ the cartel

[joppykid]

I had a nordenwatch hammer proc first swing! Lies!

[Kalman]

I had a nordenwatch hammer proc first swing! Lies!

Well mayhaps, but they are horrible DPS. Don't buy them.

[Truckie]

LOL, clever trolling :)