What do those in this list have in common?

[Lyra]

Willie Nelson
Al Capone
Pete Rose
Leona Helmsley
Darryl Strawberry
Judy Garland
Abbott and Costello
Wesley Snipes
Nicolas Cage
Sophia Loren
Walter Anderson
Joe Francis
MC Hammer
Heidi Fleiss
Boris Becker
Chuck Berry
Spiro Agnew

[Autotune]

Willie Nelson
Al Capone
Pete Rose
Leona Helmsley
Darryl Strawberry
Judy Garland
Abbott and Costello
Wesley Snipes
Nicolas Cage
Sophia Loren
Walter Anderson
Joe Francis
MC Hammer
Heidi Fleiss
Boris Becker
Chuck Berry
Spiro Agnew

their names have vowels.

[Lyra]

their names have vowels.

It's true.

[Yibz]

Willie Nelson
Al Capone
Pete Rose
Leona Helmsley
Darryl Strawberry
Judy Garland
Abbott and Costello
Wesley Snipes
Nicolas Cage
Sophia Loren
Walter Anderson
Joe Francis
MC Hammer
Heidi Fleiss
Boris Becker
Chuck Berry
Spiro Agnew

They dont like paying taxes?

[Autotune]

They are all people!

[Autotune]

They all live or have lived on the planet called Earth.

[OforOppression]

they all owe me money

[Breeziyo]

theys all a bitch

[OMGWTF420]

drugs

[Lyra]

they all owe me money

I doubt it...

But the rest of you are right, especially you Yibz.

You might wonder why I posted in RFN - but it is my intent to reach a particular audience.

I'm here to educate on taxes, and consequences of not paying them.

With tax season quickly approaching, I want to make sure everyone has been educated. After all, ignorance is not an excuse.

I'll begin by testing your knowledge.

What is the IRS conviction rate for tax evasion cases they choose to prosecute?

25%

50%

75%

90%

Notice, these don't have fur lining:
http://nashvillecitypaper.com/files/citypaper/imagecache/story_floated/images/handcuffs.jpg

[Lyra]

drugs

Well not that I know of, but probably.

[Breeziyo]

Ninety percent -- the IRS doesn't prosecute EVERY case of tax evasion, but when they do, they prosecute to win.

u see my google fu is quite stronk

[Yibz]

I'm sure there's something less productive than educating hordes of jobless man children of the importance of paying taxes but I can't think of anything atm.

[jkfranklin]

dumbass

[Autotune]

dumbass

i hope you die.

1st because tomorrow isn't friday
2nd because that sig sucks

[jkfranklin]

ok changed it

[Autotune]

ok changed it

all better, wait till thursday before switching back :)

I hope you don't die now and, instead, live a very peaceful and fulfilling life!

[Lyra]

I'm sure there's something less productive than educating hordes of jobless man children of the importance of paying taxes but I can't think of anything atm.

Everything I do...I do with purpose. Where is that wink icon?

[Kassel]

This thread is about RMT, ban this foo.

[Lyra]

Leona Helmsley famously said which of the following?

There is no such thing as a good tax.

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

Paying taxes is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher.

[Pico]

id rather go through 3.5 hours of tedious, sweaty fever dreams than read this thread again

[Recycled Children]

id rather go through 3.5 hours of tedious, sweaty fever dreams than read this thread again

Your misanthropy brings a real charm on to forum. I bet you have a lot of friends.

[Lyra]

Leona Helmsley famously said which of the following?


We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.

Leona Helmsley proclaimed that only the little people pay taxes. In order, the other quotes are from Winston Churchill, Mark Twain and Albert Einstein.

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Which of the following celebs went to jail for their tax troubles?

Heidi Fleiss
Martha Stewart
Nicolas Cage
Willie Nelson

[Tasslehofp99]

Income tax is illegal. The first time you fill out your taxes, you're giving the federal/state government consent to tax your ass for the rest of your life..

[OforOppression]

Income tax is illegal. The first time you fill out your taxes, you're giving the federal/state government consent to tax your ass for the rest of your life..

http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1345/52/1345522139468.png

[Daldolma]

Give me back the time it took to read this thread.

[Kagatob]

http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1345/52/1345522139468.png

[Lyra]

Which of the following celebs went to jail for their tax troubles?

Heidi Fleiss
Martha Stewart
Nicolas Cage
Willie Nelson

Heidi Fleiss, the Hollywood Madam, did three years in a federal prison. (Martha Stewart went to jail for financial dealings unrelated to taxes.)

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Al Capone famously said: "The government can't collect legal taxes on illegal money." Was he correct?

yes
no

You guys seem to do better with pictures:

http://www.alcatrazhistory.com/az-85.jpg


"'In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes." - Benjamin Franklin

[Breeziyo]

http://www.howstuffworks.com/personal-finance/personal-income-taxes/tax-cheats-quiz6.htm

[Resheph]

I wish Autotune would post more, I like her sig