I feed raccoons cat food

[tenkakahn]

Am I a bad person? They still won't let me pet them I don't understand!!!!!

[Spoonerism]

Put a roofy or two in the cat food and you can pet them all you want...

[Dany]

You can also try to catch them and record yourself doing it, I would love to see what happen... I do think they have VERY sharp claws... razor sharp tbh... leave them alone, my advice.

[senna]

You can also try to catch them and record yourself doing it, I would love to see what happen... I do think they have VERY sharp claws... razor sharp tbh... leave them alone, my advice.

Nah, they are cuddle bugs. Real life teddy bears.

You need to let them smell/lick your face before you do anything though, just like dogs its their way of reading your mood. IMO rub peanut butter on your face and put your head on the ground near them.

[Clark]

Am I a bad person? They still won't let me pet them I don't understand!!!!!

hahaha :D

[Dany]

LMFAO!

[Heavydrop]

I bet their breath smells like cat food now

[quido]

tenkakahn's raccoon's breath smells like cat food

[Zallar]

We feed them floating catfish food here, it's cheaper then cat food. I get the catfish food for our pond in the back and toss them a scoop or two in the evenings.

[webrunner5]

I shoot them. Pain in the ass. Good eating also. My dog loves it.

[Arcinsane]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/lavarianz/TPB-Rakkins.jpg

[TWDL_Prexus]

As a child I had a friend whose Mother would feed raccoons cheese. She would make them beg and do tricks. Was pretty...weird.

[davedeck42]

As a child I had a friend whose Mother would feed raccoons cheese. She would make them beg and do tricks. Was pretty...arousing.

ftfy