"It was all a waste of time"

"EVAC"

"safe room, med up"
^ preferebly in KK

usually followed by Estrella and billion mermaids swarming through a wall

"It's in there."

Sergeant Slate hits YOU for 122

Waaay back in the day...
<Remember when hitting the 'A' key would enable auto attack?>

As a new player, you target a guard (or merchant) and start typing to talk to him...
"Where ca"...
Guard soandso hits you for 120 points of damage..
You have died..
Loading Please Wait..

Happened to me a few times until I learned to remap the auto attack to the "~"

"1212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121 212121212121212121212121212"

"afk"

my 2 most common

Is it wrong one of the 1st things i did when i started playing here was re-map my auto-attack key to A? :o

"That's it. Seriously. I'm not playing this game anymore, I QUIT!!"

"taunt!..."
"Taunt!..."
"Taunt!!..."
"TAUNT!!!...dammit!"
LOADING PLEASE WAIT.....