I did the Qeynos to Freeport run on a level 1 Human ranger today; #fit

Drank 1 beer, watched Michigan vs OSU

Dean 3 beers and 2 fireball shots and watched Auburn vs Alabama

Love them sports

I just power watched seasons 1 and 2 of Vikings (free on amazon prime) for like 4 nights straight. Does that count as sports?

p.s. that show is fucking awesome, only wish it would have been a starz/hbo/cinemax type deal so they could go a little nuts Spartacus style.

Not as good as Netflix but they have a few things Netflix doesn't, and probably 90% of the same shit. The big things you're missing from Netflix are Orange is the New Black, the newest season of Arrested Development and House of Cards, all of which are definitely worth watching.

Just had morning sex. My girl is upstairs trying to find her panties.

Didn't watch or play any sports this weekend.

Love Orange is the New Black!

App store has one free app a day. Works for any of your Android devices.

I watched basketball for two hours yesterday - my sports played-to-watched ratio for the week is currently 0. FORTUNATELY I'm going and playing sports today for 3 or 4 hours! You guys playing any sports today?

Does taking a shit before, during and after work count?

She lookin to reapply some morning drawls? Tell that bitch to take a fuckin shower. Pussy must look like opening up a grilled cheese sandwich and shit.