Everytime I'm close to retiring from checking these forums, a new poster like this Phil guy shows up

these forums are a cesspool of shit posts? fuck dude, no one would have realized it if you didnt come here and tell us.

thanks for the eye opening revelations

Thread getting good. Rating it 4, then 5 stars when ready

in between discussing automatic rifles and "tactical living" aka bed > computer in 0.1 seconds i think were all pretty cool and normal

thanks 4 novella, i thoroughly enjoyed reading them

I feel like this guys posts should be in a museum some place where people can visit. Like gold framed screenshots.

"look son, that right there.... that's Phil McRustle. He posted the most words per minute in an argument on a goblin town forum with 39 players"

if you need help, phil, treat this list as a guideline that can be used in the future. it's got common phrases that can be placed anywhere in a sentence to convey nothing, and it houses the narcissism and other fundamental tools to play/ post here effectively:

not normal
definitely cool and normal
aspergers
novel
words
chortling
essay
rustled
cringe
troll
17 year old
video game
emotional
zerg
confirmed
calling shots

there's some other general etiquette you missed too, but you've already posted more than 2x in one day, which makes you a pretty abnormal, vying-for-attention-weirdo just like everyone else here anyway.

i just want you to know that my brother is a bodybuilder irl and i'm much faster and stronger and rapey'er than him and ive got a mean hog that women love

thanks for information on said hog buhbuh duly noted

do you squat 700 pounds like me as well?

Over 10 pages later (yikes at thread explosion)

Naw if ur a hybrid in the velious era, infact... if you're a plate wearing class in the velious era and you have sub 1k ac at 60 = YIKES

you missed the most important one, drugs.