| DinoTriz |
06-18-2018 01:52 PM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by mickmoranis
(Post 2725111)
Hes trying to put planets and moons into cages!
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Not crazy enough.
They would say something like "Space is racist for wearing black face" or "Do Nazis like space travel? Nazi Space Exploration from V2 rockets to Elon Musk, we dive deep into why bigots like rockets. Is it toxic masculinity overcompensating?"
*switches to CNN talking head guest*
"Why yes, Don, studies have shown that astronauts have smaller dicks than usual. We're wondering if this leads them to vote for Trump as well."
"What we do know is that this is a clear white lash against Mexicans."
Then Twitter retweets this video 700,000 times and it's on YouTube trending. Then Stephen Colbert repeats it "Have you heard of this thing? Yeah, astronauts have tiny dicks apparently....just like Trumps hands."
*audience erupts in laughter for hours until they all starve to death*
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