i am a better rogue & everquest player than you will ever be. you could play for years and never see the pixels and raids i have. did you wake the sleeper on live? did you wake the sleeper on p99? nope and nope. i'm simply the superior & more educated player here. proof is in the pudding, why do you have an alarti quote in your sig? do you look up to him, a big whiny crybaby like you? if he your role model? do you cry together?

kiddo elf hide gloves freaking p*wn. leather is in this season and they're quite fashionable. look at them:

http://i.imgur.com/FO5EtMQ.png?1

they're beautiful. elf hide gloves right here. the finest tanned elf hide leather. how could you not salivate at the thought that the makers of everquest were foolish enough to make such a fine pixel droppable and tradeable? i can't believe they let level 1's wear these bad boys.

look at the supple texture. a fine leather only improved by its age. sure there may be some scuffs here and there, but they only add to the character. *exhales a cherry aroma smoke from my briarwood pipe*

http://i.imgur.com/hYg7KSn.png?1

kid you might be all about your strength gear and new-fangled iksar scale gloves, but sometimes u just can't beat the classics. i like what u kids are doing these days with chain mail and plate armor its honestly pretty cool but the elf hide glove will always be a staple piece. theyve been in since F/W1998 they are timeless.

idk kid. u will never be as good as me and elf hide gloves own bones so SIT DOWN KID

this is what your rogue looks like showing up to an everquest raid
http://i.imgur.com/wCvhrHb.jpg

this is me
http://i.imgur.com/3NKNnzO.jpg

"hard as fuck"

Xaanka, you sound unhinged.

Reach out. There will be someone who can get you the help you need.

Xaanka obviously has a brilliant mind, but sadly, he seems to use it to troll 20 people on the p99 forums. Alas, for surely he could write glorious elfsim poetry.

hehe, who knew a thread about elf hide gloves(supple textures) could be so entertaining

like i said before, i'm not sure if he's actually this stupid or just a parody of this stupid

either way, the guy is beyond obsessed. he's on my tip so hard it makes me cringe.

looking at the hate speech in his avatar and most recent post, though, i'm thinking he's trying this hard so that he can get forum banned.

maybe he is reaching out for help so that he can get back to doing meth IRL.

the best part is that he obviously doesn't know as much about the forums or about EQ as he thinks he does.

wow i can't believe this piece of shit BIGOT would misgender me 10 times AND marginalize my sexual orientation AND make fun of my disability in a single post!!
i can't believe this kind of hate speech is tolerated here. this isn't rants & flames, samhat :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: mods?

God I can't believe I nearly missed these legendary posts by Xaanka.

i hope i've helped you with your decision on what 10 platinum rogue gloves to equip

elf hide gloves is a fine pixel, grats OP