If we wan't to play "rorschach", I'm going to say 'kinda cute'.

If homosexuality is natural why didn't God give men vaginas?

Czechmate all you low-functioning antifa russian bots.

https://i.imgur.com/8TanY2p.gif

You're obviously doing homosexuality wrong, try harder.

how does one do the 'homosexuality'? asking for a friend

lol'd

I don't know if I want grapefruit on my dick. I guess it depends if it's a deal breaker or not to refuse, and how attractive she is

grapefruits are way to fucking acidic

I once dated a girl who decided to decorate the room for my birthday.

Candles lit, rose pedals on the sheets, you know...the cliche shit.

She then started feeding me chocolate covered strawberries.

I hate strawberries.

Started gagging.

Ruined the mood.

No more food + sex for me.

Shit's too messy. Gotta keep clean up to a minimum otherwise sex just turns into a chore. And lol.