Journey with me and try to be a little less one-dimensional. It's good for the soul. Expand your horizons and your vocabulary and reach the creator's throne and ask it why it made you. We're all wondering.

Do this, and transcend with me into a blissful state of clarity.

Jesus, get back to lifting, weakling..

I don't take exercise advice from fatties

are you missing a brain wave

Alpha waves are neural oscillations in the frequency range of 7.5–12.5 Hz[1] arising from synchronous and coherent (in phase or constructive) electrical activity of thalamic pacemaker cells in humans. They are also called Berger's wave

is this the joke?

You two are special.

Once your mind & soul leaves the terrestrial, you can achieve the transcendence as I have.

Spiral out along nature's Fibonacci sequence and experience the beauty of your mind's metamorphosis.

But until then, you two need to get off the ground with the other primates.

*meditates and levitates (no bat wing needed)*

bath salts

When the salt of the earth condemns spiritual enlightenment, they do not understand what they insult so they must equate it to drug addiction.

Hoping your third eye expands soon.

why so damn horny all the time?

Okay, excuse my libido

But the titties on that girl, homie, holy toledo