OP never had an amazing hummer / has a small dick so can't fully appreciate a good deep throat.

I make sure to give my lovers 3 or 4 oral orgasms before they ever go down on me to give me my first. Then I give them 3 or 4 more, then we fuck.

Lightweight ass spurious ass ninja.

Obedience =\= intelligence.
Did uou honestly try to claim that a cat's ability to poop in one area and bury it is disadvantageous compared to dogs shitting wherever their shit falls out?

My dog never shits in the house, he waits to go outside, so i don't have to scoop his feces out with a little spatula like you have to for your cat. I also don't have to store his feces inside my house. Also there have been studies that confirm cats are less intelligent that dogs, so if you want to try to make that argument go for it.

Your obedience=/= intelligence comment is pretty dumb as well. The train-ability of an animal, its social awareness and how it responds to commands is also directly linked to intelligence.

Turbonerds like their own pets better, news at 11

Also nice thread you fuckin dork

Yep, good luck leaving your dog alone for any period in excess of 12 hours. Sorry your superior animal requires so much coddling to function properly.
In the year 2013 there's this thing known as odor absorbing cat litter. It works quite well.
There have been studies confirming that the earth is less than 6,000 years old too. What's your point?
You can train a paramecium to perform certain actions to certain stimuli. The "train-ability" of an animal is something separate from intelligence entirely regardless of what you believe.

I like them both..! I like kitties a little bit better though, they're so low maintenance and so cute..!