If you really wanted to know, the butt cheeks are somewhat of a hotspot for energy (dark matter as well hehe). The bananas in a certain consistency allow this energy, which is very similar GHz frequency as our modems, to be carried out more efficiently and it nearly doubles the strength and flow of the signal. This usually somehow corrects any DNS errors which I have been plagued with myself. I have tried just about everything so this is why I took these drastic measures. To know what it's like to not be able to get my daily 8-10 hours in for P99 I completely understand what you are going through and if these guys can't help you then you always have my methods to try. I am here to help bud and a best of luck.

Hit me up when you get in game.
-Potassium

Are we able to EAT the smush upped bananas on Peanut Butter bread after the 15 minutes??

Well, yes.

why would anyone waste a good banana by not eating it? make some banana bread

Do plantains work?