valentines day is a consumer holiday propagated by the corporations but I will drink wild turkey and make typos online with you

What about cyber hand holding?

It's not time-consuming if I'm waiting for spawns because I have nothing better to do in between drinks.

you could be making more typos instead of fixing old ones you slacker

i NEEd attention

I cna't believe I'm contribting to this dilequency !!

/reporting tootoned for spamming

That's fine, I'll just burn down the nearest Taco Bell tonight on my drunken escapades.

BLASPHEMY

You're eventually gonna get forum banned if you can't muster the intellectual effort to post in off-topic when appropriate :P