i know you think "slathar, purist, and bodeanicus" have a love affair with you, and you're probably right.

but the really hilarious part is you're completely delusional over the fact that you're just as obsessed with them.

whenever an elite such as myself decides to associate with the proletariate, it is done out of a desire to chuckle at your lives

Causal relationship between the two.

"have not killed trak since 2002" (that one hurts deep)

Causal relationship between the two.

-you' unable to satisfy your girlfriend
-she cheats on you with your best friend

Whore can't deal with only having one dick
Whore goes out and gets a lot more dick
Whore tries to cut back to one dick again
I escape STDsnatchtrap
Whore is now consistently cheated on now
I'm very comfortable with my current girlfriend.(that thing you don't have which is the source of your incessant misogyny leaking all over the forums)

Fixed for winning score.

does she buy you those terrible affliction shirts that showcase your titties

tbh sounds like purely-off-the-wrist and s-lather-daddys-penis need to get laid. have a nice day now :)

Secrets called me fat today and it hurt my feelings.

-run your drunken yap in a bar, drop a few n bombs unwittingly
-get clubbed in the head by a group of black people who heard you, blame it on reverse racism