not, hate the sound it makes.

being too broke for good beer, instead you have a 40 of Ice House...

not, i dislike teh drink tho! xD (not a drinking person)
Trolling the forums while in class?

Not, study and get good grades so you can let me marry/mooch off you.

Grilling steak, ribs, and chicken with roommates....?

Depends on how fatty the roomates are, I prefer leaner human meat.....if so then hot.

Chicks with tongue piercings, hot or not?

Not, at all. Trashy kind've...food gets in there a little bit.

Hipters?

Hot, Btw I'm spoken for! TSK TSK WOMAN(assuming you are one and if not im deeply concerned)
Iceland's recent volcano eruption's twin volcano expected to make even a bigger boom within the month?

Hot. WTB more explosions.

People who "Go Green!"?

Depends on the green xD
Falling asleep in showers?

Hot. Not only does it feel great to just stand in the shower, sitting/laying is is sweet too!

Canada.

NAWT, DAMN THOSE CANNIES!
Leaving your wallet at home?