I once went into the kitchen and got a hand full of black pepper, then went outside where my little brother was playing on the porch and said, "Hey, come look at this..."

Then when he came over I blew it in his face. It was supposed to make him sneeze, you know, like in Loony Toons. It did not have the desired effect. His eyes looked like two giant watery grapes. I got in trouble.

I quit EQ.

XD

My brother convinced me some white powder in the kitchen was sugar so i ate it... conclusion... washing powder doesn't taste like sugar.

i made a "Cake" for my brother out of shaving cream and told him he couldnt use his hands to eat it they had to be behind his back and had to bite

Were high on acid at the arcade on a friday nite, and we meet this poor chubby guy with no friends thats in our class at school. Hes following us around as we come out of the arcade, he says dont mind me, im just gonna follow you around. But we dont want you around! So we run away! and he runs after us.

We laugh, he laughs, it goes on like this for 10mins. Were headed to my house and we come to the street where we have to take the bus to go to my house. I see the bus on top of the hill and EUREKA! lightbulb pops in my head, i give the guy 2 bucks and say hey man, please go buy us some bread and gravy at the kentucky fried chicken. He goes in and when the poor guy comes out, we are laughing at him from inside the bus going past him. I still regret this one to this day lol XD

My friends and I would climb to the top of the roof at a nearby jewish temple and set up a driving range. We would launch golfballs into the adjascent neighborhood and got pretty good at it ;-D

so mean lol

Hmm I was a pretty good kid, but a few pranks come to mind from my younger years.

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In university, we lived in townhouse-style dorms. We were good friends with our neighbouring house and they went to a party without telling us about it, so we got pissed. We snuck in their house (the windows in those houses didn't lock) and took every lightbulb out of every socket and appliance and flashlight in the place. We stuffed them in a plastic bag and hid them in the upstairs closet behind a bunch of shit.

They stumbled home drunk and stoned and then very pissed off. We heard much thumping and cussing as they ran into things for the next hour looking for a light that worked.

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When I was very young, my older half-brother came to live with us for a while. I didn't get to see much of them as their mother had custody of them, so I was very excited. I used to wake him up by jumping on his bed and punching him in the "testa buns" (apparently my misinterpreted version of testicles.)

Surprisingly, he now has 3 kids.

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I had a bad habit as said kid of hiding behind doorways and jumping out at people. My mother claims her lifespan has been shortened by 10 years because of it.

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When I first got my license, I was the only kid in school with a car. It was a small private school and I was older than the rest, as they had all skipped a year.

Anyway, every Tuesday we would fill the car, blast some Offspring and drive around knocking over garbage cans and recylcing bins.

One time we were chased for 3 blocks by a redneck in a pickup truck.

Good times.

We used to pick up coffee tables from a second hand store....tie them behind our vehicles and drag them down the street at high speed while 1 or 2 people tried to remain standing on them without falling off.

Tables surfing rocked...till you got road rash.

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Used to drive around shooting kids / random people with pellet guns.

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Fill juice jugs with gasoline to mix with anything and everything...make napalm etc....nearly burnt my entire right leg one time spilling napalam on my pants.

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Putting rocket engines / huge fireworks / firecrackers into mailboxes to blow them off peoples houses.

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Putting thermite in mailboxes / outhouses etc to start hilarious fires.

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Making smoke bombs to smoke out whole blocks of neighbourhoods.

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Making drano bombs....especially funny when you put them on your principle's door step and he opens the door just before it goes off


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Going to 4 grocery store and buying them all out of their flats of eggs....you can guess what happened from here with 500+ eggs a night

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Melting lead / zinc into various weapons...Flail's / swords etc and wreaking havoc

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