Wonder how many I can name? Let's see...

1st - Dawn W. (jr in high school)
2nd - Christine G. (sr high school & prom date)
3rd - Tina
4th - Bobbi Ann
5th - Grace K.
6th - Sadi B.
7th - Christy ??
8th - Betty
9th - Snaggletooth (dont remember her name, some girl in dorm room)
10th - Chelsea B.
11th - Sarah S.
12th - Sandi C.
13th - Vikki
14th - Tara
15th - Sarah H.
16th - Crystal ?.
17th - Christy
18th - Lisa
19th - Kim
20th - Kendra
21st - Amy
22nd - Michelle T.

Ok maybe I should change my answer to closer to 50 or so. It get's fuzzy from the 22nd on. I know there were more, just can't recall them all!

Just got an STD test last month. Clean so far... Which surprised the hell out of me. Thought I had syph for sure~

It's okay dude. I honestly only remember a small handful of the women I have been with. I only remembered them because I enjoyed the sex as well as legitimately enjoyed their company.

Somehow I ended up disease free through all this too. Lucky on that I guess since I was very careful and used protection almost every time! Phew!

Peatree, aren't you in your '50s? With kids?

Aren't you a little bit old to be desperately typing out entire lists to seek validation on an Elf simulator forum? Or are you just extremely insecure and creepy?

Finding worth and value in your number of sexual conquests.

lawl

10 < x < 25

Not so old, only mid 40's w/ 3 kids and a best friend for a wife (she's awesome since she puts up w/ me!). Not desperate nor looking for validation, but am bored while working. Not insecure but prob just as creepy as every other person on this Elf sim forum. :p

Does rape count?

cringeworthy