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Lictor 01-18-2015 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azeth (Post 1745009)
Not all neck beards are big guys. See Andrew Luck:

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...E0GC9iDb63nT-5

I refuse to cheer for luck and hope he loses every game bc he refuses to save that neck beard. Also, he has a lisp.

Lictor 01-18-2015 12:16 AM

Another quality example:
http://r.ddmcdn.com/s_f/DSC/uploads/...rs-300x300.jpg

Kimm Bare|y 01-18-2015 12:42 AM

https://derpicdn.net/media/W1siZiIsI...stereotype.jpg

Pokesan 01-18-2015 12:49 AM

please don't post pony cartoons nobody cares about your weird fetish

Spud 01-18-2015 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formshifter (Post 1747493)
Often, the stunted facial hair growth is caused by low testosterone levels, typically resulting from almost no anaerobic activity and an almost constant cycle of masturbating to female dark elves while "afk"l

Hahahaha

Oleris 01-18-2015 06:38 AM

http://i.imgur.com/haTEN08.gif

TAllen82 01-18-2015 04:48 PM

As a neckbeard possessor, I feel the need to point out that some of us are just fucking lazy. Ten years into a relationship there's no more need to try and impress...it's all dirty socks and dutch ovens anyway. Let it grow, fuck em.

kaev 01-18-2015 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jturkydurk (Post 1744981)
So when u grow a beard you're supposed to keep a line on your neck where the beard stops and the skin begins. You don't just let that shit grow completely wild without trimming, if you don't trim your beard will start to sprawl in gross swirls down your neck in unseemly ways. Neck beards are motherfuckers that sit in front of a screen for so long that they don't even bother to trim their beards to actually look like presentable facial hair, instead they look like a castaways. This can be either because they are so dedicated to gaming that they neglect shaving, or because they're so fucking autistic and antisocial they didn't even understand the concept of a trimmed beard to begin with

Santa Claus wants a word with you about next year's coal delivery

Rivthis 01-18-2015 06:45 PM

What all neckbeards think they look like

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/..._090213_mn.jpg








What neckbeards actually look like.


https://savethebeard.files.wordpress...2/09/beard.jpg

Kimm Bare|y 01-18-2015 07:08 PM

http://www.wtfp.org/wp-content/uploa...03/PhMPFXJ.jpg


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