<Dial a Troll>

Someone p!sses you off? Call Dial-a-troll! I have any army of level 17 monks who I will use to FD train anyone who angers you. I will additionally have my alt army spam your victim and follow them from zone to zone ripping them in OOC for being gay. For an additional charge, RnF threads will be made with wild rumors and misinformation about the player. A specialty service of manufactured Fraps footage from EZ server simulating a P99 sleight can also be arranged

Anyone gonna make "Dial a Bandage", bandage delivery service for monks in a bind?

I've recently retired on red from what was essentially a 'Dial a Bonechip' service.

Would work better with level 30 troll shadow knights, for obvious reasons.

If you're in the DFW area I'll do it! xD

Made a few hundred more pp this past weekend seloing some people around. Had a couple people express interest in joining, so the guild tag is soon to come! Phew! What fun!

what is this like a 911 responder service for people who don't have friends with useful alts? after the server has been out this long? sheeyit

Some people just don't want to deal with the drama. That's why Dial a No Drama is here for you!

How about Dial-a-Court for LQ?

can we appoint elf lawyers to interact with the GMs on our behalf should an issue crop up?

Anyone suggested <Dial a Dial> yet? Want to make a Dial-themed guild? These are the guys to call!

Dial Dial`Dial <Clan Dial>