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11-15-2018 11:02 AM |
theres a new nintendo out theres a new star war out there wrote and directed by a computer to appeal to ppl in India too after the dub. the cut logic & emotional pacing are statistically mapped to pornhub video skipping patterns, U should see these match cuts. i heard the video was betatested on caged monkeys for 100,000 monkey-hours. the just the flashing lights are enough to increase monkey waterboadring tolerance 40%, but not 1 monkey seizure reported above expectation.no human could write that good. isnt that neat? like we're all part of something bigger now *ascends* *screenprinted mario shirt suddenly turns to ash, the mario tattooing into my chest in excruciating white heat* *my eyes roll back in ecstasy*
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