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Irulan 01-23-2019 01:01 AM

Government shutdown

Lazzdar 01-23-2019 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Champion_Standing (Post 2846249)
Your request has been denied because of fictional wife. Please reapply for an exemption with a better story.

:D:D:D

Lazzdar 01-23-2019 02:18 AM

You want a story? Ok here goes. It was 1999. I was a dark elf warrior named Lazzdar. I was running through Neriak 3rd Gate. A dark elf girl - Malicenew - was running by, stopped, and asked me to marry her. Was back when GMs did that sort of thing...held marriages between characters and stuff. I was amused by it, but we ended up running out and grouping. We joined a guild called the Iron League. Made lots of friends... We ended up becoming a thing long distance as she was in upstate New York, I in Washington state.

After about a year, we went our separate ways and each married another. He was an arse and abusive to her...my wife I'd introduced to EQ. After about 2 years she ended up running off with a clan member to California.

After seven years apart, I was on Yahoo messenger and saw my old EQ flame pop on. Both our marriages fell apart. So we ended up continuing where we'd left off. She'd moved down to southern Florida at this time. She flew up to visit. When she was supposed to leave, she couldn't and ended up missing her flight back. She took the next one, got back, and on the way back decided she was moving to Washington. This was 2004. She'd been here ever since. We got married in 2012, have an 8 year old son.

Aaaaaand we just want to experience EQ together again.

Story? Nope. 100% true.

;)

Lazzdar 01-23-2019 03:02 AM

Sorry, my math was a bit off. We were apart 5cyears, not seven. Wanted to correct that detail before everyone was like, that's wrong so everything's a lie!!" Haha

Polixa 01-23-2019 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Lazzdar (Post 2846611)
Sorry, my math was a bit off. We were apart 5cyears, not seven. Wanted to correct that detail before everyone was like, that's wrong so everything's a lie!!" Haha


TYPO, THEREORE EVERYTHING YOU SAID WAS A LIE

Zal22 01-23-2019 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lazzdar (Post 2846604)
You want a story? Ok here goes. It was 1999. I was a dark elf warrior named Lazzdar. I was running through Neriak 3rd Gate. A dark elf girl - Malicenew - was running by, stopped, and asked me to marry her. Was back when GMs did that sort of thing...held marriages between characters and stuff. I was amused by it, but we ended up running out and grouping. We joined a guild called the Iron League. Made lots of friends... We ended up becoming a thing long distance as she was in upstate New York, I in Washington state.

After about a year, we went our separate ways and each married another. He was an arse and abusive to her...my wife I'd introduced to EQ. After about 2 years she ended up running off with a clan member to California.

After seven years apart, I was on Yahoo messenger and saw my old EQ flame pop on. Both our marriages fell apart. So we ended up continuing where we'd left off. She'd moved down to southern Florida at this time. She flew up to visit. When she was supposed to leave, she couldn't and ended up missing her flight back. She took the next one, got back, and on the way back decided she was moving to Washington. This was 2004. She'd been here ever since. We got married in 2012, have an 8 year old son.

Aaaaaand we just want to experience EQ together again.

Story? Nope. 100% true.

;)

Feel bad for you. Sorry EQ is your life.

Cecily 01-23-2019 08:02 AM

And then everyone on the bus clapped.

KansasComrade 01-23-2019 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Lazzdar (Post 2846140)
Page says up to 2 weeks. Wasn't sure how accurate that was these days.

Mead I didn't ask for your personal opinion.

I understand the two boxing-thing. Never had any interest in the whole two-boxing thing. Too much trouble, imo.

And yes, my wife has all appendages, digits, and loves to play. :)

So what's her deal, she single?

KansasComrade 01-23-2019 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Zal22 (Post 2846638)
Feel bad for you. Sorry EQ is your life.

Oh, 8 year old kid, nm.

KansasComrade 01-23-2019 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by KansasComrade (Post 2846792)
Oh, 8 year old kid, nm.

I dun fucked up


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