Oh, how sweet! Thank you :) Not sure if this will ever come into play into my life...? I am no lumberjack after all...but my thanks all the same! :)

A new(possibly angry) peasant that sorta resembles a hairless ogre just moved right next to us in the trailer park. Allah bless him! :) Maybe we will have a great dialogue and get him to relax a little....

NGL your life sounds horrible. It's really kind of easy to not be such a horrible fuckup but somehow you managed. You'd almost have to try to have such a shitty life as yours

Well this can help solve one of your problems. But do it at your own risk if you're a fatass and you fall off its not my fault.

https://i.imgur.com/M2H6e2y.jpg

Or buy a squaty potty. Its like a foot stool you use when you go.

Nope, unless one of you wanted to turn it in to one? I never considered that but maybe that would make it more interesting and maybe a 1.5 stars thread. :p

Yeah, GOOD observation, friend! :) Thanks for the objective truth and participation.

Thanks, you two, pretty great suggestions really. Not a super fat ass..but this cheapy trailer potty seems way too fragile to stand on repeatedly... :(

Just got back to a feast...
 

I just got back to the trailer 10 minutes ago...had a lovely 2 hour walk on the beach in the moonlight and starting at dusk with the last of the sunlight. Had a nice chichat with a really close long-distance friend whilst walking. One person staying or living at a house up on the cliffs 500+ feet from the bewch shined a bright light on me twice. 😂🕵️*♂️ After thr 2nd time, he got a little flashlight shine too. It was quite romantic!

Well, it's almost time to dig in to some of the nightly feast the King has cooked for us while I was away trying to get my bowels busy, but they might be completely blocked up! :( Exlax was takenamy hours ago too along w 2 hot cups of coffee and 6 cups of hot herbal tea today.

I have to toke a little more 420 just to build up some appetite for these salmon Tacos w lettuce, avocado, and hot sauce..

Still stopped up and feeling really sad :(

Sorry Asteria. Never bothered me but yeah cheese is well known to do that to many people. Whatever it is, it's in what you're eating now, so change things up.

Speaking as someone who has had multiple run-ins with depression over the years, it's the 24 hours of free time that will get you. It's been 20 years since last one for me, but during that time I picked up ship modeling.

The subject isn't important, the important thing is that it challenges you, and you're sufficiently interested in it to take up that challenge and plug away at it. From simply educating yourself about a subject to any number of crafts where low-cost raw materials are turned into something that makes you happy, try to find to find something that rings the bell for you. PM me if you want some suggestions, there aren't too many hobby type things that I haven't at least tried out.

This is the latest project, taken after rigging of the guns was finished. Royal Navy cutter from 1803 and except for some off the shelf parts (like the guns), it's scratchbuilt with a holly deck. Definitely challenges and it's very good at making me forget whatever I'm worried about.

https://i.imgur.com/u1chekRl.jpg

Not really sure what's going on here, but it seems to be constipation related. Have you tried glycerin suppositories? Those things will shift concrete in my experience.

You're an entertaining forum poster, OP!

I find an excess of beans can cause a backlog.

Happy new year to you.