Different leagues in college football. Some are trash. Schedules aren’t comparable. Honestly, football shouldn’t be played outside of the Deep South. The Midwest should stick to hockey or cornhole or whatever it is they do. I’m 5’10” and 54 years old (soon to be 55) and I could probably start for half the teams in the Big 10 playing linebacker

I’d love to see your old ass suit up and try to play some D1 ball lol! you’d be huffing and puffing after like 5 minutes and undoubtedly you’d get your clock cleaned.

Not in the Big 10

NL

I heard the obese social outcast bull dyke who cleaned the toilets at a job I used to work say this exact sentence half a dozen times.

So now that's how I'm picturing you.