6 stages of Green

1. Newbiequest
2. Raidquest
3. Lawyerquest
4. Epicquest
5. Fashionquest
6. Forumquest

Here's what I did and I recommend you do the same.

Do something worth forumquesting about, then skip 3-5 right to the true endgame: forumquesting.

See my signature for some inspiration.

1) start playing casually
2) become addicted and start calling into work to play (start doing drugs also)
3) quit job/get fired (keep doing drugs)
4) become a mighty guild leader and server hero (wife divorces you at this point)
5) stop playing P99 altogether and only post on the forums (ultimate victory)

-do drugs and be unemployed
-join a zerg guild
-get warder loot and show it off to your neglected family

that's the first option

here's the second one

-join zerg guild
-realize that your a warm body
-quit the game

there's no winning on p99 green
we're all fucked

Ok you finally made me laugh

i can assure you no one cares about your shitty signature castle2.0