Whoever was saying they enjoy a scotch alone and watching the world burn has my vote. But i like bourbon. Just a shot or two with ice.

Wow that’s quite a witches brew :/

I honestly had and maybe still have trying lean once on my bucket list. Codeine is a bitch to get, some old mostly out of date opiate. But I heard it’s some crazy chemical reaction with it, candy, and az iced tea or some kinda drink like that. I am too lazy to look up the ingredients now

It reminds me of Elote, the mayonnaise corn. I don’t like mayonnaise and I don’t particularly like corn. But the Mexicans figured out if you mix a disgusting amount of mayonnaise, sweet corn, and chili powder, if somehow convalesces into goodness

Like one of those drink mixes from the pro flair bartenders at the Vegas bars where you ask for a double, you see them double fist 3 bottles of hard alcohol into the cup, then they splash two unknown juices on top, and it tastes like a delicious capri-sun with no alcohol. And you’re like oh this shit straight dangerous

Anyway, it sounds like fire like that

i dont drink brown liquor anymore

TIL: spherical ice cube molds take way too fucking long to freeze solid.

That's why earth is a sphere cuz god knew it would delay ice ages long enough so that his experiment would have enough time to create civilizations he could then destroy with a fuckoff icevalanche.
He is just waiting till he gets a good outcome.
We have all failed thus far. He was heard to say, "These morons are such a disappointment, especially shovelquest"

He has hope though cuz the atheists are the closest to fullfilling his actual wishes.

Cyas in a couple thousand years, fuckers!

God notices me?

https://i.imgur.com/UZ1D63Q.gif

If there's no hope, there's no hope.

Sucks to be you, mate.

it was me, there isn't any and it doesn't

i wake up every morning and go "thank fuck" i'm me and not any of the other billions of people on this planet with actual problems.

So when shovel goes yay i canny wait for the rapture (a literal world burning down) so the evil badies to be left behind and the nice worthy people (like him) thats ok. BTW I think he (and many other faithful christians) would enjoy the suffering of the unworthy more than he appreciates his wonderful situation. Just sayen.

But if i wanna have a nice burbs and ice and watch the shitfight unfold (that i have no control over and that I dont want) i have no hope? That is a massive jump to a conclusion that is simply wrong.

Also it does suck to be me, but not for that reason. :+)

Yes because it comes across as kind of a comedy routine when he does it.

At least I think so.