Not.

Having a pet cat?

hot hah
Dogs constantly eating said pet cat's food thus starving her?

Not. Happens every single day at my house.

Roommates hot sister coming over to "hang"?

If you can win in a street-fight with said roomate, HOT.

Roomates ugly sister coming over to "bang"?

Hot. Any girl willing to sleep with me deserves a hot.

Christina Aguilara (spell check?) in the Genie in a Bottle music video?

hahhahahahahaha HAWT man SMASH THAT SHIT!

Not going to a Animal collective Oddsac movie viewing.... along with some nice mushroom goodies

Not going? Lame as shit.

Punching whoever is not letting you go to the movie viewing?

Hahaha Money isnt letting me go... So kinda hot but odd?

staying home instead and playing Eq all night?

Very hot.
Having a furry for a roommate?

Hot, but only if you turn off your phone and turn on some tunes.

Getting enough Small Bronze/Ringmail from High Keep to gear an entire group?