How do I convince the CIA that I'm a Venezuelan?

https://i.imgur.com/2vyZcr9.jpg

Some military defected from the government to serve the people. It's possible some gear went with. Wish them luck anyway.

There's no peaceful resolution to that situation and I want Putins grubby paws out of there. So just hoping for the best.

The "Anti-Russia" left wants the US to pull out and leave Venezuela to the Russians to sort out.

I'm torn on Venezuela.

I don't want us to interfere but I also hate Communism.

The country will fail eventually anyway. No need to risk getting caught and piss off the world and give tankies on the internet more ammunition.

That oil tho...

Let's be honest, we won't personally benefit much if we take that oil. Sure, we might get an extra Chipotle down the street, but that's about it.

If we're going to invade and steal shit, let America as a whole benefit. Instead, it's usually trans-national corporations who benefit.

I either want no corruption or more opportunities to be part of it ;)

We should invade and install puppet governments in saudi arabia and israel.

Great post

Saudi Arabia should be exterminated and colonized instead though. Or just give Iran f-22s

Theyre yours. I already got my people working on it.

You have to promise that you will say you dont know where they came from though

Im sorry but im not sorry for....(whatever.)

It's a meat puppet. Not much human brain left in there.