TIME TO SLAY THE DRAGON




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I'm late 20's but I firmly believe I have an ancient soul, maybe one of the first men. Possibly General Patton.

Been acting like a grumpy old man since I was 6.

Nothing out there like an old scotch and a good cigar.

That is definitely a scotch drinkers scotch, very harsh. I like scotch myself but go for something milder.

Alcohol tastes horrible. As an adult I was never into drinking or even having a beer socially because I have such a disdain for the way it tastes. I don't enjoy being "buzzed" either so I see no point to consuming alcohol.

I was one of those teenagers who instead of just "experimenting" I would go full throttle and down half a bottle of jagermister (taking mouthful gulps) in 15 minutes without having any idea of how FUCKED UP you would actually get. I got drunk 3-4 times before I said fuck this shit and started smoking weed instead. I rather have a delicious and refreshing Shirley temple with extra cherries cause it actually tastes GOOD. U feels me?

it's sad times

Let us all pray that kidney failure comes as swift as possible for him.

1. Get change from couch.
2. Shop lift a Simply Lemonade.
3. Buy a liter of the shittiest Vodka you can find with couch account money.
4. Find an alley
5. Sit in a pile of discarded furniture, rotten food, and broken glass.
6. Drink all contents in under 20 minutes.
7. Leer at women who walk by while rubbing hands together quickly.
8. Pass out in the pile of shit.
9. Go home and log out of mom's ChristianMingle account.
10. Log into Norrath.

how u feel about cantor tho?

It will change the Republican Party for the worse. It will have negative consequences for the immigration push.

But, haha, no Speaker Cantor. Good. The bad getting fucked by the worse.

saw 1 good post on dailykos i thought you'd like:

"Beyond that, Cantor's loss will reverberate throughout his party. Republicans had already deep-sixed any immigration legislation; now, they'll blast it into outer space and compete Hunger Games-style to see who can be the most anti-immigrant loudmouth of them all."