The real satisfying underlying troll here is going to be when all of the sweaty-palmed griefers in this thread wake up on friday morning bright and with tails full of bush, after having gone through all this trouble to set up their big weekend entertainment, then try to log into red only to realize they shut down BOTH servers and there's *nothing you can do about it*

yall are gonna be clicking that login button on endless loop like the nizzar gif shouting "no... no.... noooo... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" throwing your arms in the air looking up to the ceiling, spinning in your spiral computer chair as the camera slowly pulls back framing your meltdown shot perfectly.

there's no tears like troll tears

Thats a long post.

I hope you had fun writing, I certainly ain't reading.

Double post just after raging at Jib.

Don't be upset.

had a great time would post again

Woa what the fuck.

I didn't steal your robe bro.

Everytime Eslade feels slightly threatened or offended he recycles the same 3 RL attacks. The effort spent trying to convince yourself and everyone else that doesn't give a shit can damn near burst a kidney.

you stole my cof tho.

remember when you got your 2nd one and I didnt have one yet?

hohoho

CB grief isn't bad, you got twinks with less then 4k in gear running round. I'll tell you what happened to me other day there, i was exping with 2 rogues a 2 newbs. A pk came in with a 1kish item, some basic twink gear (no fungi) and slaughtered the newbs over the course of a minute or two. However during that time both rogues, who were in banded (no haste) i believe with the exception of a 9/25 dagger and a 10/25 dagger, beat the pk down to 16%. The pk (hatorade) plugged and was not seen again.

Never did see any oor druid's healing that guy or any guy over the course of several hours, which saw multiple pks non of which were overly twinked, beyond basic dungeon trash