Big_Japan |
07-14-2015 01:13 AM |
man the 1 time i tried playing golden tee this bar slut came up and started playing/hitting on me and I was trying to show off in front of my friend what a "playa" i am so i went for it. I believe her words before I got in the car were "well you're kind of cute for a younger guy i guess" even though she was the one who came on to me. well when we got to her place turns out I had at least a minor case of whiskey dick, not an insurmountable one but what was worse was that she wasn't about to do any oral or anything to try and get me hard.
was literally just like "here I am, put it in" and left me to put on a condom. Then started reacting indignantly immediately and belittling me like she was some prize that would make any dick stand at attention automatically just by laying her crusty ass out naked.
Well that put me off so much I just said fuck it I give up, but she still tried to make me feel like I should be embarrassed about my erectile "dysfunction" when really she was just a terrible lay and had a bad attitude. Also I'm not a superficial guy but she had BMI much higher than mine, though probably much lower than the average person who will be reading this. Plus condoms totally kill the mood for me, it's like neutering yourself u know? Totally countermands the flow of testosterone in the situation. never once have I had condomed sex since that day brothers, and i am proud to say i have never suffered an inability to get erect since then, although i have intermittently had trouble reaching orgasm
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